In the dark ages we used to believe that illnesses were caused by evil little sprites that cursed us to suffer and befouled our health.GooberTheHat wrote:It depends if your humours are in balance. If you have dark blood but are phlegmatic and have excess bile then it means you're probably going through a difficult emotional experience.
Kow wrote:Orange phlegm? Sounds like blood in there. Or you have reflux and you've been eating too many tomatoes.
GooberTheHat wrote:It depends if your humours are in balance. If you have dark blood but are phlegmatic and have excess bile then it means you're probably going through a difficult emotional experience.
Paul the sparky wrote:Went to take a sip of whisky from my daft cuboid Blade Runner glass, handling it like a gentleman and not swinging it around like a Viking, but the shape of the thing saw fit to launch a microdroplet straight into my right eye.
Has to be the worst thing that's ever happened to anyone ever, no exaggeration on my part
GooberTheHat wrote:Paul the sparky wrote:Went to take a sip of whisky from my daft cuboid Blade Runner glass, handling it like a gentleman and not swinging it around like a Viking, but the shape of the thing saw fit to launch a microdroplet straight into my right eye.
Has to be the worst thing that's ever happened to anyone ever, no exaggeration on my part
Can't be as bad as the time I went for a wee after chopping a load of scotch bonnet chillies, then tried to wipe the tears out of my eyes.
Diluted Dante wrote:Doesn't really fit here, but this is the place I suspect Tin is most likely to see. Physician Associates. I don't understand them. They seem to be, essentially, fake doctors. I don't get why they exist, or why I would be happy to see one.
Paul the sparky wrote:Never heard of a physician associate like. Sounds like a sparky's mate, can help out with the heavy lifting, sweeping up etc but can't do any of the technical stuff a spark can
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