Secret Santa 2018 - Santas revealed in OP
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Is it spiders? Oh god I hope it’s not spidersNot everything is The Best or Shit. Theres many levels between that, lets just enjoy stuff.
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Parcel failed delivery, shall pick up tomorrow!
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Yossarian wrote:@Dinostar77: your package is posted, should be with you tomorrow. You can open the package but be careful with it as the contents are fragile. Your Santa also provided the following instructions:
1- do not shake the box
2- the gifts are individually wrapped so he can open them
3- the small box is not to be stored next to a source of heat such as a radiator
4- the larger gift is not to be sat on
5- do not open in the presence of a naked flame
6- the card can be opened but not between the hours of 7am and 7pm
7- please repeat step 4
8- you must only open the larger of the gifts third
9- you may open the larger of the gifts first if in the presence of a small child
10- you may not open the smaller gift if in the presence of a small child or a dog
11- unless that child is yours
12- the smaller gift can be opened second if the larger gift is opened first but not without consuming an alcoholic beverage.
14- please recycle appropriately
15- do not under any circumstances ignore step 13.
16- following the faith of Buddhism is not necessary for the enjoyment of the gifts.
E- do not drink and drive
18- please post photos of you enjoying the 4th box.
19- there is no 4th box
20- if you’re still reading just ignore this bollocks and open everything on Christmas Day and enjoy.
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Yossarian wrote:@Dinostar77: your package is posted, should be with you tomorrow. You can open the package but be careful with it as the contents are fragile. Your Santa also provided the following instructions:
1- do not shake the box
2- the gifts are individually wrapped so he can open them
3- the small box is not to be stored next to a source of heat such as a radiator
4- the larger gift is not to be sat on
5- do not open in the presence of a naked flame
6- the card can be opened but not between the hours of 7am and 7pm
7- please repeat step 4
8- you must only open the larger of the gifts third
9- you may open the larger of the gifts first if in the presence of a small child
10- you may not open the smaller gift if in the presence of a small child or a dog
11- unless that child is yours
12- the smaller gift can be opened second if the larger gift is opened first but not without consuming an alcoholic beverage.
14- please recycle appropriately
15- do not under any circumstances ignore step 13.
16- following the faith of Buddhism is not necessary for the enjoyment of the gifts.
E- do not drink and drive
18- please post photos of you enjoying the 4th box.
19- there is no 4th box
20- if you’re still reading just ignore this bollocks and open everything on Christmas Day and enjoy.
lol, will follow to the letter. -
Good luck with that. -
Sweet Jesus Christ, look what arrived! ITS HUGE!!
Not everything is The Best or Shit. Theres many levels between that, lets just enjoy stuff. -
That’s a hell of a lot of spiders.
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I’m now very scaredNot everything is The Best or Shit. Theres many levels between that, lets just enjoy stuff.
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Hi that's just the non-venomous batch. More to follow. -
@verecocha: package should be with you by lunchtime tomorrow, contents are wrapped except for some GOLD COINS which your Santa insists aren’t actual GOLD but chocolate, but that may just be a clever bit of misdirection.
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Haven't had sight of a second Amazon parcel yet, and am heading away from home today, so will extend the thread's Christmas cheer by seeing what's arrived when I make it home on the 28th.
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In the open me box
Also available at this point
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The problem with having ordered a shitload of things off the internet in the last few weeks means I've had to deduce which ones weren't bought by me. I have 2 put aside so we'll see how we go!
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Kazuo wrote:Haven't had sight of a second Amazon parcel yet, and am heading away from home today, so will extend the thread's Christmas cheer by seeing what's arrived when I make it home on the 28th.
A reminder that one of your gifts isn’t due until mid-January, so you’ll be extending the cheer for longer than that.
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@monkey, a package should arrive for you tomorrow. The contents are wrapped aside from some food which you are allowed to consume immediately. On Christmas Day, open the card first, then the wrapped pressies.
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Yossarian wrote:
A reminder that one of your gifts isn’t due until mid-January, so you’ll be extending the cheer for longer than that.Kazuo wrote:Haven't had sight of a second Amazon parcel yet, and am heading away from home today, so will extend the thread's Christmas cheer by seeing what's arrived when I make it home on the 28th.
Booyah, thanks for the reminder! Can't wait to bump the dormant thread when everyone is absolutely done thinking about Christmas. -
No-one was in for my delivery, hopefully I can convince Mrs.Geeza to pick it up from the post office tomorrow or Sat.
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@mistercrayon: package sent to you today first class, should be with you in the next day or two. The package itself can be opened.
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So who else has already opened their presents and is loving their Santa's work?!
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Hopefully NOBODY as opening early is a CRIMEtigerswiftly wrote:So who else has already opened their presents and is loving their Santa's work?!
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Yossarian wrote:@mistercrayon: package sent to you today first class, should be with you in the next day or two. The package itself can be opened.
Awesome.
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Because you just haven’t been caught yettigerswiftly wrote:Then how come I've never er been arrested, Mr Policeman?
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Once you’ve started, I’ll send you his address.
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