Here is a blast from the past.
My computer got a malware infection last night.
Pop ups aren't what they used to be though, there were no low quality porn sounds blaring at me.
It was just like the old days, installing multiple antivirus, scanning until 3am, shitting it when the whole thing freezes up.
Safe mode, hidden folders, the sheer panic as I wished I had backed up more frequently, the lot!
"I actually don't think you're thinking anything" lol
This silly rich person is just getting pwned nonstop at the moment. It's a shame because sportwear Uncle Fester is quite the pop presentational novelty (in 2018 anyway)
I bought two wedding rings at lunchtime and the Mrs has just messaged to say that she’s chosen and ordered her wedding dress. Today is an expensive day.