The weirdest thing about that is that the latest attack appears to be identical to one in 1996 which resulted in the demon losing its head and the same arm.  (They were replaced with not quite as good replicas, which I'm guessing broke off more easily...)

Maybe, just maybe, it's a cry for help and it fixes itself...

I don't think anyone here gives him the time of day. He can be entertaining though.

But they're the most fun

He riles people up so much that they threaten to kill the parents of murdered children. Or shoot up a pizza place with children in it.

Don't be ridiculous.
That's Terminator 2.

GooberTheHat wrote:

He riles people up so much that they threaten to kill the parents of murdered children. Or shoot up a pizza place with children in it.

Those types get riled up without his help at all. He may encourage them but he certainly didn't create them. All that stuff is entertaining anyway - by which I don't mean haha, grab the popcorn, I mean it's a fascinating aberration of human behaviour.

Or it could mean more people will realise he's actually a deluded lunatic, which is what often happens when people hear him talk rather than just hear the things he talks about from other people.

I doubt he'll be brought on as any kind of expert.

Favourite conspiracy theories:

The CIA intervened in the 1970 UK election, by hobbling England's World Cup squad. Hence Bobby Moore being arrested on trumped up charges of shoplifting in Mexico City and Gordan Banks falling ill on the verge of the quarterfinal vs Germany. They wanted to be sure any potential good feeling in the UK was stamped out, therefore making the country more amenable to voting Tory. The Tories did eventually win.

MKMonarch

An apparent super-top secret offshoot from MKUltra, the CIA's attempt at mind control and psychological manipulation. MKMonarch apparently focused on creating mind controlled sex slaves for the elite via the method of forcing such trauma on people they were forced into creating multiple personalities, one of which was controlled by their CIA handlers and completely separate from their regular, everyday self. Therefore they could be peddled around the world to indulge in depraved orgies for the benefit of blackmailing potential leaders and influential figures. Apparently developed from experiments conducted in Nazi Germany. No actual evidence for the existence of a project called MKMonarch has ever emerged in the (limited) MKUltra documents released by the CIA. Which spoils an otherwise hugely entertaining theory, which led to some brilliantly tacky articles and 'autobiographies' of mind controlled sex bots forced to serve the depraved desires of the elite (and Willy Nelson, obviously). Top quality nuttiness.

The other Oswald

A trawl through redacted CIA docs discovered the many inconsistencies in the bizarre story of Lee Harvey Oswald. His ability to travel freely from the US to the USSR at the height of the cold war. His mysterious trips to Mexico to consult with CIA station chiefs, which may or may not have happened, his conspicuous emergence as a well known pro-Castro commie who made a point of telling everyone about his left leaning tendencies and intention to kill Kennedy (you'd think he'd wanna keep it pretty hush-hush) the phone call of 'LHO' talking to his soviet contact about his visit to the Soviet embassy, which the FBI confirmed was not in fact Oswald at all ... Murky waters indeed.

https://www.history-matters.com/pds/DP3_Overview.htm

The Nazi doppleganders

Basically, the Rudolph Hess confined in Spandau for all those years showed no visible signs of the injuries Hess himself was known to have suffered in WWI. There's also the (apparent) fact that the Messerschmitt in which Hess set off from Germany was a different model to the one which landed in Scotland, the log books of RAF pilots doctored to insure no mention was made of their order not to intercept a German fighter flying low across the channel on that very night, the various stories of MI6 (SIS at the time) using an agent to pose as Hess' personal astrologer in order to lure him into taking the flight in the first place ... Fascinating, although I've never really read all that much on the subject so couldn't offer an opinion either way. The Hess files were sealed from public release for a ridiculous length of time though (I don't think they've been released in their entirety even now) which lends some credence to the idea that something fishy was going on. Or not.

AIDS as CIA biological weapon

Pretty self explanatory, the discovery of the CIA's many unethical experiments on their own population gave credence (to some) to the idea that maybe AIDS itself was a man-made disease unleashed into the wild for reasons too varied and outlandish to discuss at length (war on the Black's, ethnic cleansing of Africa, dislike of hip-hop). Our good friends the secretly harboured Nazi doctors and war criminals of WWII were in on the plan, obviously. Between their mind control experiments, their forced child sex abuse in order to create the subjects for MKMonarch and their ceaseless efforts in cooking up every disease known to man from 1945 onwards those Nazi's certainly were busy chaps. I've not really read up on this, aside from skimming the basics, there's not much credible research of evidence that I can see, aside from the assertions of 'some guys on the internet'.

Wilson was a commie...

Largely proved, if unacknowledged by the MSM (quelle surprise) it's now known certain parts of MI5 and the counterintelligence bods of the CIA (led by notorious cold-warrior & paranoic James Jesus Angleton) were convinced of Wilson's commie leanings and his secret intention to transform Britain into another commie-shitpit ala East Germany. Led to many wire tapping's, break in's and 'anonymous' press briefings against Wilson and the many psi-ops against him and his lefty pals. Entertainingly, it also led to the formation of many 'secret militias' of ex-services men ready to step in and take control should law and order break down in the choas caused by Wilson and his crazed communist co-horts. GB75 was one, there's a few more. Entertaining stuff, the book 'Smear: Wilson and the Secret State' explains more thoroughly than I could (it's been a while since I read it).

I'm perfectly open to conspiracy theories BTW, as long as there's reasonable evidence and the research isn't purely conducted by nerds on the net. Lobster Magazine has long been a good source for these type of things, although what with the nature of withheld documents and 'national security', plus the vast number of loons muddying the waters, conclusively proving what went on, one way or another, is often frustratingly difficult/impossible.

I don't believe all the stuff listed above BTW, just find it interesting to read about.

EDIT: on a phone, hence the many spelling mistakes I've tried to correct

You missed the avril lavigne conspiracy. That goes right to the top i tell you.

Oh, great now I'm humming sk8terboy all day long.
Tnx guys....

Avril shot Kennedy?! Wtf kind of name is that anyway. I doubt she ever existed.

See you later, boy

LarryDavid wrote:

I'm perfectly open to conspiracy theories BTW, as long as there's reasonable evidence and the research isn't purely conducted by nerds on the net. Lobster Magazine has long been a good source for these type of things, although what with the nature of withheld documents and 'national security', plus the vast number of loons muddying the waters, conclusively proving what went on, one way or another, is often frustratingly difficult/impossible. I don't believe all the stuff listed above BTW, just find it interesting to read about. EDIT: on a phone, hence the many spelling mistakes I've tried to correct

My new favorite conspiracy theory is regarding why a lot of you guys are allowed to post about Nazi doctor created mind controlled sex bots and myself and others are shouted down whenever we bring anything up. So my theory is....hang on there's a knock at the door...
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Andy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO......*gurgle*...
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*the sounds of something heavy and Irish being dragged*

Andy : "You ain't seen me....roight"