revelthedog wrote:I wish that this place never dies.
Stopharage wrote:I wish every Nissan Micra was vanquished from the globe. Horrendous things.
acemuzzy wrote:I'd like  - artistic talent (all disciplines)  - an extra 6 hours a day to spend between friends, family, hobbies and sleep  - happiness for me, friends and family, now and through the generations ahead tanx ram, nice one buddy
n0face wrote:I wish for the power of hindsight! Using my newly acquired power I construct my next two wishes and all further decisions perfectly to avoid any unwanted or negative outcomes.
You become a wanker.GooberTheHat wrote:I wish I as as good at football as Gareth bale, christiano ronaldo and Lionel messi combined, and that I was as healthy as I was when I was 18.
Ah, but I already am.Liveinadive wrote:You become a wanker.GooberTheHat wrote:I wish I as as good at football as Gareth bale, christiano ronaldo and Lionel messi combined, and that I was as healthy as I was when I was 18.
tin_robot wrote:Nissan Micras across the globe disappear suddenly, depositing their drivers in the middle of motorways. Â There are massive fatalities.Stopharage wrote:I wish every Nissan Micra was vanquished from the globe. Horrendous things.
I've got a four year old daughter, I get to watch Aladdin or a different Disney film about 3 times a day!Diluted Dante wrote:I got a Doctor Who Collected Stories CD for Christmas, and the OP reminds me very much of the first story, The Stone Rose. Ram, have you just watched Aladdin by any chance?
Dark Soldier wrote:I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her, I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a six four Impala
Stopharage wrote:You've sold it to me. Death to Micra drivers is a bonus. Hogging the fast lane of A-roads whilst travelling at 27mph, barely seeing over the steering wheel and having no concept of using your mirrors.tin_robot wrote:Nissan Micras across the globe disappear suddenly, depositing their drivers in the middle of motorways. Â There are massive fatalities.Stopharage wrote:I wish every Nissan Micra was vanquished from the globe. Horrendous things.
tin_robot wrote:Sadly the shock of seeing a Micra disappear in front of him, causes a truck driver to lose control of the wheel, sending his lorry full of highly flammable materials straight into your home, which is immediately engulfed in a ball of flame.Stopharage wrote:You've sold it to me. Death to Micra drivers is a bonus. Hogging the fast lane of A-roads whilst travelling at 27mph, barely seeing over the steering wheel and having no concept of using your mirrors.tin_robot wrote:Nissan Micras across the globe disappear suddenly, depositing their drivers in the middle of motorways. Â There are massive fatalities.Stopharage wrote:I wish every Nissan Micra was vanquished from the globe. Horrendous things.
Stopharage wrote:Fortunately I was out at the time, had a fairly hefty home insurance policy and my wife's life assurance gives me more riches than I could ever imagine. I rebuild the castle from Edward Scissorhands, topiary and all; I now life in a Micra-free, wife-free world where I can afford to assassinate anyone I despise. Westlife go first.tin_robot wrote:Sadly the shock of seeing a Micra disappear in front of him, causes a truck driver to lose control of the wheel, sending his lorry full of highly flammable materials straight into your home, which is immediately engulfed in a ball of flame.Stopharage wrote:You've sold it to me. Death to Micra drivers is a bonus. Hogging the fast lane of A-roads whilst travelling at 27mph, barely seeing over the steering wheel and having no concept of using your mirrors.tin_robot wrote:Nissan Micras across the globe disappear suddenly, depositing their drivers in the middle of motorways. Â There are massive fatalities.Stopharage wrote:I wish every Nissan Micra was vanquished from the globe. Horrendous things.
regmcfly wrote:I wish I had the ability to write one (I only want one) novel that is so dazzling it gets unanimous praise, and no one ever critiques it until hundreds of years after I die and the royalties kept me sweet for the rest of my life. I'm okay with Salinger-esque consequences.
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