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  • Oh, you mean malapropism!
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    It was something else I think. Christmas, how many words are there.
    "Better than a tech demo. But mostly a tech demo for now. Exactly what we expected, crashes less and less. No multiplayer."
    - BnB NMS review, PS4, PC
  • Well, there's also spoonerism, which is slightly different. That's more a garbling of words rather than mixing them up with other ones.
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    No mate.
    "Better than a tech demo. But mostly a tech demo for now. Exactly what we expected, crashes less and less. No multiplayer."
    - BnB NMS review, PS4, PC
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    Damn, I think it was some cross posting humor. I just went back to the The Great 'How Do Pineapples Grow and Ripen' Debate of the 26th July and can't find it.
    "Better than a tech demo. But mostly a tech demo for now. Exactly what we expected, crashes less and less. No multiplayer."
    - BnB NMS review, PS4, PC
  • prolepsis

    PRONUNCIATION:
    (pro-LEP-sis)

    MEANING:
    noun:
    1. The use of a descriptive word in anticipation of the result. Example: The word hot in hot water heater.
    2. The anticipation and answering of an objection or argument before it's raised. Also known as prebuttal.
    3. The representation of an event before it actually happened. Example: He lost the game even before the match began.
    4. The anachronistic representation of an event before its actual time. Also known as prochronism. Example: A depiction of people talking wirelessly over long distances in 18th century.
    5. A literary technique in which the author drops hints of things to come. Also known as foreshadowing.
    6. The return of a paroxysm of a periodic disease before its usual time or at progressively shorter intervals.

    ETYMOLOGY:
    From Greek prolepsis, from prolambanein (to anticipate), from pro- (before) + lambanein (to take). Earliest documented use: 1450.

    USAGE:
    "As preservationists and residents threatened with displacement join 're-open Charity' proponents, planners symbolically engage in prolepsis, rhetorically precluding opposing arguments with flash forward of supposedly 'done deals.'"
    Anne Lovell; Debating Life After Disaster; Medical Anthropology Quarterly; Jun 2011.

    "You have no right to interrupt the council's session, and such a dangerous prolepsis as this will not be allowed to change the debate."
    Kim Stanley Robinson; Galileo's Dream; Spectra; 2009.

    "The thought threw me into a vernal prolepsis, a mental flash-forward to spring."
    Verlyn Klinkenborg; The Farm From Afar; The New York Times; Mar 22, 2013.
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    Animadvert; an advert about animals.

    No, not really. Apparently it means 'to pass criticism or censure on; to speak out against'.
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    Stentor (noun).

    - a person with a powerful voice.
    - a trumpet shaped single celled animal found in fresh water.

    (From the name of a herald in the Trojan War, which goes some way to explaining why the definitions above are so wonderfully different!)
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    Chanticleer - name for a domestic clock, used especially in fairy tales.

    Prolix - using too many words
    Circumlocution - using too many words

    Your challenge for today; use both prolix and circumlocution in the same sentence, whilst preferably engaged in said activity of the employment of far too many words when a slimmer selection of utterances would do in order to convey your intended meaning.
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  • Circumlocution is more often used with the connotation of not just excessive wordage, but talking around the point to such an extent as to never quite get to reaching it.

    Prolix is an adjective, circumlocution is a noun.  Your definitions imply verbs.
  • I think pretentious is misused in the thread title BTW. Nobody wants to sound pretentious, it's more that one sounds pretentious in attempting to sound informed/intellectual.
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    adkm1979 wrote:
    Prolix is an adjective, circumlocution is a noun.  Your definitions imply verbs.


    Well, yes. Ironically, I was trying to define the words without taking up too much space, with the presumption that an interested party would look up the words themselves should they so desire.
    JonB wrote:
    Nobody wants to sound pretentious

    Speak for yourself. ;)
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    Tribology - the study of friction, wear, lubrication, and the design of bearings; the science of interacting surfaces in relative motion.
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    Interesting, I've always called that chafeology
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    Chafeologists quite often get into fights with tribologists. But let's not even mention the rubologists.
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    Cachinnate - laugh loudly.
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    Aww yeah, single handedly keeping this thread alive.

    sub specie aeternitatis - viewed in relation to the eternal; in a universal perspective: "sub specie aeternitatis the authors have got it about right."

    Origin: Latin, literally ‘under the aspect of eternity’.
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    59 bits of slang from the 1920s.

    Personally I think barneymugging should make a come back.
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    I'm not sure how Barney would feel about that.
  • Syzygy (si-zi-jee) - The straight line configuration of three celestial bodies (as the sun and earth and moon) in a gravitational system.
  • On the origin of 'fuck'
    Who wants 'hit-butter' when you could have 'fuck-butter'??
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    Blue Swirl wrote:
    Aww yeah, single handedly keeping this thread alive.

    Poetaster - a person who writes inferior poetry.
    For those with an open mind, wonders always await! - Kilton (monster enthusiast)
  • catachresis: incorrect use of a word or words, as by misapplication of terminology or by strained or mixed metaphor

    catechism: a summary of the principles of Christian religion in the form of questions and answers, used for religious instruction

    cathect: to invest with mental or emotional energy
    cathexis: the process of investment of mental or emotional energy in a person, object, or idea

    diachronic: of or pertaining to the changes in a linguistic system between successive points in time; historical

    Novum: a term used by science fiction scholar Darko Suvin and others to describe the scientifically-plausible innovations used by science fiction narratives

    obnubilate: to cloud over; becloud; obscure

    oneiric: of or pertaining to dreams 

    physiognomy: the assessment of a person's character or personality from his or her outer appearance, especially the face

    propaedeutic: providing preparatory or introductory teaching.

    synchronic: having reference to the facts of a linguistic system as it exists at one point in time without reference to its history
  • "cathexis" is a good un.
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    Nice ones, JonB.

    I also approve of 'cathexis', may have to make my gamertag 'xXxcathexisxXx pwns'.
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  • All things that have popped up in my reading. I look them up when I remember to.
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    Good plan. In other news...

    divaricate - stretch or spread apart, to diverge widely

    Use it to write the classiest "your mum" jokes ever seen.
    For those with an open mind, wonders always await! - Kilton (monster enthusiast)
  • Snickerdoodle.
  • Classier than the Marxist one?

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