The Elmlea thread of overhot and grumpyness
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I rolled up my trouser legs then punched a kitten.
Winning at life.Sometimes here. Sometimes Lurk. Occasionally writes a bad opinion then deletes it before posting.. -
Just finished four night shifts, I've barely slept because of the heat which is fine but now Severn Trent have decided to dig my bloody road up. So now I can't even lounge around in peace.
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The sound of people slurping at the water fountain next to my desk. Makes me want to murder them with their own shoesNot everything is The Best or Shit. Theres many levels between that, lets just enjoy stuff.
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Tempy wrote:
fuck you that milk my right, not a privilege.Liveinadive wrote:
I hate it when people spend ages hammering the spoon against the bowl to get about 4ml of left over milk out.equinox_code wrote:The sound of my workmates eating cereal
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Liveinadive wrote:
What happened to you Tempy, you used to be all decadent.Tempy wrote:
fuck you that milk my right, not a privilege.Liveinadive wrote:
I hate it when people spend ages hammering the spoon against the bowl to get about 4ml of left over milk out.equinox_code wrote:The sound of my workmates eating cereal
This sound makes me want to murder them with their own shoesNot everything is The Best or Shit. Theres many levels between that, lets just enjoy stuff. -
It's the type of milk he uses
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Astral Cow Milk here, that's my right and the gummymint can't take it away from me even though their harvestships are orbiting the celestial udder right now, sucking the god damn astral milk right outta orbit even as others sit here, bowls of cereal unmoistened with sweet astral milk which as citizens of the STARS is our right
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(Some) people piss me off. They don't get anything done. I'm one of those efficient people that fixes/acknowledges a problem as soon as it arises.
This applies to both work numpties who don't send us their invoices therefore don't get paid on time (but still kick up a huge fuss and send me nasty emails) and numpties that are supposed to fix my garage (my letting agency has been promising me for weeks that it would get done) -
I've just noticed I've smashed the lens on my phones camera, that's a bit shit.
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Plan M wrote:(Some) people piss me off. They don't get anything done. I'm one of those efficient people that fixes/acknowledges a problem as soon as it arises. This applies to both work numpties who don't send us their invoices therefore don't get paid on time (but still kick up a huge fuss and send me nasty emails) and numpties that are supposed to fix my garage (my letting agency has been promising me for weeks that it would get done)
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KinkySometimes here. Sometimes Lurk. Occasionally writes a bad opinion then deletes it before posting..
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adkm1979 wrote:I've slept funny, and have a sore neck/shoulder.
that happened to me when I was on my stand up tour.
Turns out it was the only time I was funny.Sometimes here. Sometimes Lurk. Occasionally writes a bad opinion then deletes it before posting.. -
Am really pissed off at things at the moment. Can't talk about them as I'm being watched (Not in a tin foil hat way).Town name: Downton - Name: Nick - Native Fruit: Apples -
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Send messageSomeone at work looked at the server log?"Let me tell you, when yung Rouj had his Senna and Mansell Scalextric, Frank was the goddamn Professor X of F1." -
I'm currently wondering if i'll get away with the last 6 weeks in my job without a internet log request being done, gonna be a nail biter.
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Facewon wrote:Lol at you lot calling it a heat wave.
This is more or less what my Facebook feed thing looks like. I need to cull some Oz wanks. -
Just ran too. Riddick weather.equinox_code "I need girls cornered and on their own"
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Managed to completely fucking bork the guitar neck I was carving and now have to do-over from scratch. Piss up an ass. -
Astral cow? And I've met some gods of other realms in my time I can tell you."Better than a tech demo. But mostly a tech demo for now. Exactly what we expected, crashes less and less. No multiplayer."
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Roujin wrote:Someone at work looked at the server log?
Not in this instance. Am currently on holiday.Town name: Downton - Name: Nick - Native Fruit: Apples -
Brooks wrote:Managed to completely fucking bork the guitar neck I was carving and now have to do-over from scratch. Piss up an ass.
The very definintion of a first world problem.
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pissed up guy tried to strangle me last night while calling me tommy, didnt even fight back as there were police (who stood and watched). didnt hurt me or anything as he were too big and too pissed!
made him fall over about 3 times just by leaning forward\stepping back.
throught hurts today though and been having trouble swallowing. ;(psn/steam:daviedigi
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Eh? That's shit. You should've strangled the coppers."Better than a tech demo. But mostly a tech demo for now. Exactly what we expected, crashes less and less. No multiplayer."
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You went for a run? Jesus, even the thought of putting my trainers on brings me out in a sweat in this heat.
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Tommy?Town name: Downton - Name: Nick - Native Fruit: Apples
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