Off to London for a short pre-Russia holiday today then.
Made it to the station. Huckled by the transport police for dropping cigarette ends outside the station. Guy was gutted he couldn't issue me with the fifty quid fine when I showed him that I'd actually picked up all my butts and put them in my empty coffee cup with a view to binning the lot when I moved on.
That's 1-0 to the G folks.
Anyhoo, on the train now. First class, virtually empty carriage and I have a seat next to virtually the only other passenger in the carriage. FFS!
Guard then comes by and tells me I can move to the next carriage which is empty and also first class. RESULT!
So. Hold tight London! G.man is coming, and all hell is coming with him!
So I'm in London...um...woooooo!
Holed up in Bayswater and currently surrounded by incredibly noisy Asians in the local Bella Italia waiting on food.
Why are these people so fucking noisy??? Can you not just speak quietly rather than yell at each other across the table???