Srsly though, this started with the annual trimming of the hedge. We've gone from that to a full scale construction site. Lesson learned - never trim a hedge.
I have started the kingdom hearts. Final mix begun this morning and I'm going to use this thread to catalogue what I think is happening in the plot.
So far
Sora is on an island with his pals. Theres a warning about being so close to the light as your shadow gets bigger. SYMBOLISM.
Then we decide to leave the island. Get items for a raft. Sora probably fancies one of the other people. Then it's time to get food. Theres a mystery hole with a voice telling me bad things.
Meanwhile Dolan goes to see Mickey but he's fucked off. He left a note about having to go to another world because the stars in the sky vanish. Dolan and Gooby go in a rocket ship.
Back in island town, the heartless invade. A portal to the next world opens up. Sora can't kill them until he gets the keyblade. He does so, and goes into the mystery hole to fight a boss.
Dolan and Gooby arrive in Traverse Town. Pooto finds Sora
So I'm off to find pages of a guy called Ansem and I went to Alice in Wonderland world and found clues and made Alice not guilty and then fought a heartless and that's that world done but I still don't know anything more about GETTING NORTED
Sorted. So I can bring back places by bringing orbs left over from heroes to the fairy from Cinderella. Got Simba . Then I met riku and then he disappeared. Maleficent got him and it turned out she's turning him against me because Dolan is my new pal. So now I've got a gelli orb to warp to new places and am in agrabah and that's definitely Gilbert Gottfried doing iago and that's Dan Castellenetta doing genie
So riku is mad angry at me and wants to bring back Kairas heart coz she's pied or norted or something and maleficent is whispering sweet poison in his ear. We teamed up briefly with pinocchio which was actually a clever choice of character coz he's no a real boy but has a heart so riku basically wanted to do the end of
Spoiler:
the last of us
on him but I said naw. Expecting we will square off at the end. This was after agrabah which was actually fun and jasmine is still missing.
Then. The. Fucking. Worst. Little mermaid level complete with 2002 swimming controls . For the whole level. A shame, as I'm fond of that movie, but basically a long fetch quest then get another piece of ansems journal and another keyhole locked. Now off to Halloween land.
Went to Halloween town where we discovered what it takes to make a heart, then off to Neverland, where I fought my evil self and also kairi was still fucked without a heart.
So I got my sword nicked by riku who is on a baddun and then I went to a new place and met the beast from beauty and the beast. And then I have to fight riku and goofy loves me.