you're fuckin nutsyourfavouriteuncle wrote:I have a wonderful idea for a real life game but have never dare tell anyone before this. Basically you take a field and a group of grown men, say around 22 or so, who chase around this field moving a large ball with their feet and sometimes their heads but never, ever their hands. The idea is that these men have to kick the ball into a rectangular shaped frame thus scoring their team of 11 a point which, for these purposes, we will call a “goal”. They will carry out this endeavour for about an hour and a half but if this proves too much i think i may allow a 15 minute break at the halfway point. I will call this halftime and this will be the point where the players of the game will be able to re-energise and (ha!) power-up, if you will. After the full hour and a half the team with the most points or goals will be the winner and move onto the next match victorious with the losing team probably also getting to have a bash by playing someone else too.
I know it sounds simple (and probably really fucking stupid to most of you) but i plan to make things a little more complicated and add a little nuance to the game by allowing one person on each side to USE THEIR HANDS (this will probably be the one who is the least able to move the ball with their feet because of erm, irony). I’ll also probably let a couple of players on each side swap in and out if someone gets too tired or injured or something but it’ll take me at least 60 years to bring this in despite it being COMMON FUCKING SENSE to most casual observers. Further depth will be added by a cheeky rule i like to ‘call off of the side’ which is mysterious to all but fans of my new, un-invented, game. Higher level players will probably end up getting rich in years to come but I’m gonna add in hurdles along the way like casual and accepted racism, horrible violence, perils abroad such as spit-roasting young fans on your camera phone and discussing terrible world events and laughing whilst getting pissed. I will call my new and as yet uninvented game. Bally bally foot man (for it shall be only men who can play this game for at least the first 100 years of its development because this will sit nicely alongside the racism).
mk64 wrote:If you could design a level in a game, which game would you love to design a level for?
Tempy wrote:Was your dungeon the shape of the thing that it was supposed to be? Like how Face Shrine was the shape of a face? That's how you win.
Congrats. That was always more discenring.Tempy wrote:I think I got on Tony Hart's Hartbeat once
Tempy wrote:I think I got on Tony Hart's Hartbeat once
Tempy wrote:Was it the one he made in 4 where it started you in mid air? I remember barely being able to play for the laughter that errupred at half the party forgetting to use their jetpacks.
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