dynamiteReady wrote:Wookienopants wrote:I too hate the beach. It’s not fun. Sand gets everywhere. There’s sand in your food. The toilet situation is horrible. There’s nowhere comfortable to sit down. It’s hot, the water is usually polluted and other people everywhere.
I used to hate it, but was abroad recently, and...
I'm as self conscious as the next nerd, but enjoyed the whole thing a lot more when there weren't a brickload of people standing around, with little more than thin strips of material covering their shit.
If they've all fucked off, I've realised I'm happy enough to spend a decent amount of time blowing saltwater out the back of my sinuses, and shaking sand off my cock (takes a large brush, and at least 40 minutes*).
* I jest... I can't take a microscope through customs. :[
Wookienopants wrote:I too hate the beach. It’s not fun. Sand gets everywhere. There’s sand in your food. The toilet situation is horrible. There’s nowhere comfortable to sit down.
It’s hot, the water is usually polluted and other people everywhere.
Gremill wrote:On the way back to Glasgow now - the bloke sitting in front of me is a dead spit for g.man except a bit older and fatter. I did a proper double take when he was walking up the aisle.
GooberTheHat wrote:Where is that photo from Dyno? It looks very familiar.dynamiteReady wrote:I used to hate it, but was abroad recently, and... I'm as self conscious as the next nerd, but enjoyed the whole thing a lot more when there weren't a brickload of people standing around, with little more than thin strips of material covering their shit. If they've all fucked off, I've realised I'm happy enough to spend a decent amount of time blowing saltwater out the back of my sinuses, and shaking sand off my cock (takes a large brush, and at least 40 minutes*). * I jest... I can't take a microscope through customs. :[Wookienopants wrote:I too hate the beach. It’s not fun. Sand gets everywhere. There’s sand in your food. The toilet situation is horrible. There’s nowhere comfortable to sit down. It’s hot, the water is usually polluted and other people everywhere.
dynamiteReady wrote:GooberTheHat wrote:Where is that photo from Dyno? It looks very familiar.dynamiteReady wrote:I used to hate it, but was abroad recently, and... I'm as self conscious as the next nerd, but enjoyed the whole thing a lot more when there weren't a brickload of people standing around, with little more than thin strips of material covering their shit. If they've all fucked off, I've realised I'm happy enough to spend a decent amount of time blowing saltwater out the back of my sinuses, and shaking sand off my cock (takes a large brush, and at least 40 minutes*). * I jest... I can't take a microscope through customs. :[Wookienopants wrote:I too hate the beach. It’s not fun. Sand gets everywhere. There’s sand in your food. The toilet situation is horrible. There’s nowhere comfortable to sit down. It’s hot, the water is usually polluted and other people everywhere.
That Grand Anse beach in Grenada. Beautiful place.
dynamiteReady wrote:GooberTheHat wrote:Where is that photo from Dyno? It looks very familiar.dynamiteReady wrote:I used to hate it, but was abroad recently, and... I'm as self conscious as the next nerd, but enjoyed the whole thing a lot more when there weren't a brickload of people standing around, with little more than thin strips of material covering their shit. If they've all fucked off, I've realised I'm happy enough to spend a decent amount of time blowing saltwater out the back of my sinuses, and shaking sand off my cock (takes a large brush, and at least 40 minutes*). * I jest... I can't take a microscope through customs. :[Wookienopants wrote:I too hate the beach. It’s not fun. Sand gets everywhere. There’s sand in your food. The toilet situation is horrible. There’s nowhere comfortable to sit down. It’s hot, the water is usually polluted and other people everywhere.
That Grand Anse beach in Grenada. Beautiful place.
bad_hair_day wrote:Good Crieff!
Have a spiffing time Grem and grab a shot of your lav arrangement for my collection.
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