Wifey: That nursery furniture in the garage might have got scratched. Won't be as easy to sell.
Me: How would it have got scratched?
Wifey: It's leant against the brickwork.
Me: Well, yes.... but that's fine? It's not been dragged around or anything.
Wifey: It might have been when things have been moved around the garage.
Me: /narrows eyes.
It's like when I went out the other day and a PC monitor was sandwiched between an carpet and a piece of bloody metal.
Me: Oh no! It's all scratched.
Wifey: Well you shouldn't have left it in the garage without being wrapped up properly.
Me: Why have you leant the carpet on it?
Wifey: I haven't.
Despite the fact she had been 'tidying' the garage a few days earlier and the monitor was now wedged between a carpet and a piece of metal and the fact that of course it was bloody her.
The story is that he's Nigerian, and in Nigeria. Dunno the laws there but the vast majority of the comments (which were the eye opening part for me) were from people supporting it as his right as a father.
Dull as ditch time folks. not sure if we have a fred for this either but it's time to renew the energy again and seem to remember folks getting excited about some provider here? Was it Octopus? No idea..
Done the Meerkat runaround and British Gas or EDF are ok/ maybe a touch cheaper than OVO.. more than happy to tart my duuurty business to whomsoever can get the juice down the pipes but low/no emissions would be handy I guess.
Will she just sort of stay there, in a reboot of that Blaine fellow, until it’s decided then? Good on her she must be eighty or something now, keeps you young if you have a cause I guess
Side note always thought one of bo selecta’s more accurate caricatures was the Blaine one, going about annoying everyone with his shitty street magic whilst harassing women