Exactly, cos you're an alt.Luther wrote:
djchump wrote:Mine breathes so shallow in deep sleep that it sometimes takes a few heart stopping seconds to spot the blanket is still rising and falling.
tin_robot wrote:djchump wrote:Mine breathes so shallow in deep sleep that it sometimes takes a few heart stopping seconds to spot the blanket is still rising and falling.
I never really did the whole checking on baby thing. I took the view that if they weren't bawling for our attention, they were either alright or it was too late. I remember saying this to the midwife and she was suitably appalled. Clearly I am a Bad Parent.
Unlikely wrote:I'm going to check that my child is still alive. Apparently I am in charge at the moment.
davyK wrote:Is this a relatively new arrival in your life? It took me quite a few years before I stopped checking my sleeping kids were breathing.
Luther wrote:Pretty infantile everyone calling everyone else cunt. The flogged horse is now dog shit.
Paul the sparky wrote:I refuse to believe you've never had that night where they're up every hour, then without warning they sleep a few hours like it's no big deal and you wake up with a pang of raw panic because the room's quiet and the sun's up and oh fuck me the bairn!tin_robot wrote:I never really did the whole checking on baby thing. I took the view that if they weren't bawling for our attention, they were either alright or it was too late. I remember saying this to the midwife and she was suitably appalled. Clearly I am a Bad Parent.djchump wrote:Mine breathes so shallow in deep sleep that it sometimes takes a few heart stopping seconds to spot the blanket is still rising and falling.
oGooberTheHat wrote:
Fuck you, I am the rillest of doctas.hylian_elf wrote:Fake doctors don't count.
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