Cheers Wayne!Helo. I am Waine Rooney, the man behind the goles. I am happy to bee riting this colomn.
Teh leege is very tite this sesan, as you can see. Like teh Premer Leage what I am playing in myself. We ad a bad result on sunday but we need to bounce back. the lads are all gutted, asspecially me, I thought I was not on my game and I know I neeed to be, the boss has told me that. "You need to be on yer game, Wayne" he said "Alright gaffer" I said.
At halftime the gaffer said to me "Wayne, youre not on your game today" ... "I know" I said, "sorry gaffer, I'll be better next half". But I wasn't. In football your gonna 'ave days like that. Yesterday was one of those days. As they say.
"You're gonna have days like that" said the gaffer. "I know" I said to the boss.
Anyway. Looking at the Bare and Bidger league we can see that the leege is tighte, as they often are. It tite at the top, as they say. It's tite at the top of this leeg as 11 desperate men and last place are both 1st, which is great for them an bad for the others. All the rest of youse are doin okay but not as well as them 2 are doing.
Thanks very much.
Waine Rooney. x
p.s - I av done you all a picture. It is off me scoring a gol!
here it is:
The fans are happy cuz I done a gole. "Wayne, you done a gole!" they are shouting. I am happy to score a gole.
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