Well this is probably the most depressed I've ever felt after a non-international game of football. Absolutely unbelievable, obviously pure comedy for neutrals, but Jesus wept that was ridiculous.
I still haven't seen the elbow Barton threw at Tevez. It didn't look like much from the one replay Sky showed. He totally lost it after the red mind, he'll end up with a big ban for that.
Hopefully Scholes gives us another year. He was absolute class at times this season. Not too many deliberately mistimed challenges since his return either.