Brooks wrote:I particularly enjoy lying to children.
Yossarian wrote:That’s the best bit of lying.
equinox_code wrote:yea I fainted my face into a bowl of freshly boiled pineapple, which I had collected from the buffet of a Restaurant called Billabong in Dorking.
davyK wrote:A mate of mine is/was the greatest bullshitter for larks I have ever known. His 2nd best is the time he told a girl in work who had just got a new Rolex it was a shame about the time system going metric . reducing her to floods of tears. His #1 was the time he told a girl in the pub that he was a jockey (he is of a jockey stature). He had her on all fours in the bar with him on her back, showing everyone how to sit on a racing horse. The crowd left the place with the name of a fictional horse as a hot tip.
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