Brooks wrote:davyK wrote:A mate of mine is/was the greatest bullshitter for larks I have ever known. His 2nd best is the time he told a girl in work who had just got a new Rolex it was a shame about the time system going metric . reducing her to floods of tears. His #1 was the time he told a girl in the pub that he was a jockey (he is of a jockey stature). He had her on all fours in the bar with him on her back, showing everyone how to sit on a racing horse. The crowd left the place with the name of a fictional horse as a hot tip.
We can only aspire to this tier of pantomime, wow.
davyK wrote:Stolen valour is a weird thing that eejits in the US indulge in. Plenty of YT content on that.
NoiceScout wrote:A nickname I heard recently that tickled me was a guy called Campbell Baxter getting called Two Soups.
Moot_Geeza wrote:My mate told me one I enjoyed recently. When he was young he suffered from nosebleeds, to the point where he eventually had to have something up the snoz cauterised. His mum was a huge X-Files fan/loved Hairlike mysteries, and had a paricularly wicked sense of humour. He was scared about the constant nosebleeds as a child anyway, but eventually his mum decided that he was old enough to know the 'truth': that he'd been abducted by aliens as a baby, and the nosebleeds meant that THEIR SPACEHIP WAS NEAR. This pretty much ruined young Gav during every nosebleed for years, but he begrudgingly saw the funny side eventually (while admitting that it properly messed him up). Mama Gav has a harsh SOH.
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