Pile O' Shame
  • This is either a callback, deja vu or a rare example of me remembering something someone else has forgotten. It's as real as Ammo Pig.
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    Ladder Pig was the one I made up. Maybe
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    Pig Armour?
  • I've now got two piles of shame. Using this thread to try to keep track of them.

    One is the Gamepass pile, which contains at least a dozen games I want to play or finish at some point/before they potentially drop off (Norco, Prodeus, Plague Tale Requiem, Metal Hellslinger, You Suck At Parking, Umurangi Generation, Beacon Pines, Sniper Elite 5, Superliminal, Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion, Immortality, Pentiment, Psychonauts 2, Road 96, Ghost Song, Halo Infinite, Gears V, As Dusk Falls - obvs a few of those aren't due to disappear).

    The other is stuff I've bought that I need to play.

    Switch:

    Physical:

    Fire Emblem Engage (3hrs in)
    Triangle Strategy (shrinkwrapped)
    Mario Rabbids Sparks of Hope (6hrs in)
    Splatoon 3 (1.5hrs in)

    EShop sale stuff (deep breath):

    Orbital Bullet
    Please Don't touch the Artwork
    Adventures of Chris
    Mahluk Dark Demon (35mins in)
    Giana Sisters - Twisted Dreams
    Sheepo
    Moonlighter
    Wunderling DX
    In Other Waters
    Dicey Dungeons
    Sports Story
    Blaster Master Zero 3
    Creaks
    Under Dungeon
    Doom 64 (3hrs in)
    Pocket Minigolf 2
    Struggling
    Pocket Pool
    Oniken & Odallus
    Hidden Through Time
    Need For Speed Hot Pursuit Remastered
    Pig Eat Ball (1hr in)
    Grapple Dog (45mins in)
    Call of Juarez: Gunslinger (1hr in)
    Demons of Asteborg (1hr in)
    Transistor (1hr in but plan to start again)

    ...plus half a dozen more than I've possibly written off.

    PS:

    Evil West (shrink wrapped)
    Everybody's Golf (hasn't arrived yet)

    Xbox:

    Crimson Dragon (2hrs in)
    Alien Hominid HD


    It's approaching 'send help' territory now, and it's not like I don't try to keep up.

    Any PUT IT AT THE TOP OF THE PILE shouts welcome of course, I'm between games at the mo (I'm into Fire Emblem but it needs a smaller sidechick).
  • Please, Touch the Artwork, In Other Waters and Dicey Dungeon are all solid. Grapple Dog a decent 6/7, too.
  • Halo Infinite is both absolute dogshit, and not going anywhere, so don't worry about that.

    Road 96 is quite short.
  • Didn’t see the Gamepass stuff.

    Pentiment!!! Pentiment!!! Pentiment!!!
  • I'm 90mins or so into Road 96, was enjoying it but have to be in the mood for that sort of thing.

    Grapple Dog is indeed decent. Only played two or three stages so far though.

    I bet Halo Infinite isn't dogshit in co-op.
  • And Norco. And You Suck At Parking. There you go, play those 7 games first.
  • Heh. I've started Norco and played a good 3hrs of Parking. Might see if I can get back into the latter next.

    Pentiment and Norco will require full attention.
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    So, I've decided I'm going to seriously curb my game purchase in 2024 and get through my pile of shame. It's bigger than this list but this is what I'm going to tackle, in no particular order.

    PC

    Baldur's Gate 3
    Persona 4 Golden
    Alan Wake (ready for when the sequel hit's PS Plus next year)
    Steamworld Heist
    Cyberpunk 2077
    Doom Eternal
    Emily is Away <3
    Shogun Showdown
    Slay The Princess
    The Talos Principle II
    The Expanse
    Enshrouded

    PS5

    Ghost of Tsushima
    Kena Bridge of Spirits
    Sea of Stars
    Horizon Forbidden West
    Spider-Man Miles Morales
    The Callisto Protocol
    Tchia
    Horizon Call of The Mountain
    Resident Evil Village
    Elden Ring (I really should finish it, but it's been so long)
    Moss
    Moss Book II
    Resident Evil 4
    FFVII Intergrade
    Yakuza: Like A Dragon
    Like A Dragon: Infinite Wealth

    Switch

    Breath of The Wild
  • Oh God now I'll have to do mine.

    Steamworld Heist, Boris! For a turn based thing the campaign isn't all that long.
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    I know :-) I've started it but then jumped into Persona again. Which I know is going to be way longer.

    I think that list is pretty achievable for next year. The only thing I want to purchase is FFVII part 2.
  • Hasn't helped that I've been adding faster than I've been playing, partly thanks to retro devices.  Knocked these off my previous list anyway (all finished), will check the recent additions later.  

    Orbital Bullet
    Please Don't touch the Artwork
    Adventures of Chris
    Sports Story
    Mario Rabbids Sparks of Hope (6hrs in)
    Splatoon 3 (1.5hrs in)
    Evil West (shrink wrapped)
    As Dusk Falls
    Immortality
  • This slipped my mind last night so I didn't check my Switch backlog.

    I also have the following on cart/disc, all unfinished:

    Armoured Core VI - PS5 (2-3hrs played)
    Resident Evil 4 - PS5 (20mins played)
    Robocop: Rogue City - PS5 (2hrs played)
    Pikmin 4 - Switch (90mins played)
    The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom (20ish hrs played solo, maybe 15hrs played pottering around with Tilly)
    Metroid Prime Remastered (4hrs played)
    Fire Emblem Engage (3hrs....not sure if I'm going back to this one :()
    Triangle Strategy (still sealed, why did I buy this?)

    Over £300 right there.  Could've spent that going to see Billie Eilish or something but it's still odd behaviour as I'm not getting through them.  In recent years I've always bought 'too much' when it comes to indie sales and probably operate on a rolling 'finish four, buy five' system - that's my main hobby ergo yolo - but that's a lot of physical games I bought either at launch or with minor discounts, and then proceeded to drag my heels with.  Having a word with myself.
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    You'd never find me doing that, ya moran
  • Would love to see your full POS, I'd probably feel better about my habits and instantly buy Alan Wake 2.
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    That sounds like an incentive for me to write it up...
  • In full.  Across all systems.
  • We don't have time for that.
  • On top of what I've listed further up the page:

    Super Magbot
    Bug Academy (Tilly wanted this one tbf)
    Lucah: Born a Dream
    Double Dragon IV
    Dropsy
    Unsighted
    Glitch Trip
    Neon White
    Timespinner (not happy with how crap this one started)
    Wild At Heart
    The Talos Principle
    Sanabi

    £62. Wild at Heart, Sanabi (excellent so far) and Neon White were over a tenner each.
  • And Asterix & Obelix Slap 'em All. Which is actually OK in co-op but fuck knows how they'll manage to pad it out for the 5-6hrs it supposedly takes to finish.
  • You should be ok with your PoS, Moot. Only takes you 10 minutes to complete a game.
    I am a FREE. I am not MAN. A NUMBER.
  • Only the ones that are 10 minutes long tho. HLTB has Talos at 16-28hrs.
  • Ill never not read PoS as Piece of Shit.
  • 34hrs for Triangle Strategy. That's probably 20hrs even if I skip the cut-scenes!
  • Pile of shame not including some PS4 stuff I'm probably not remembering:

    Mario Odyssey
    Portal 2
    Blasphemous
    Elden Ring
    Halo
    Alan Wake Remaster
    Alan Wake 2
    Cuphead
    Diablo III
    Gears of War 4 & 5
    Resi 4 remake
    TLoU Remaster
    TLoU2
    Dead Cells
    Supermarket Shriek
    Jump King
    Ori and the Blind Forest
    Inside
    Not a Hero
    Sifu
    Meatboy Forever
    What the Golf


    Will probably play some Slay the Spire tonight instead lolol.

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