La La Land was very pretty and it was nice to watch something fantastical and fresh but I thought it sagged a little in the middle and the ending was a bit hmmm because

Contact is a great film. This is not up for discussion.

Who's so?

I don't think I am.

My head hurts.

Can I have a "go" "no go" on Andy knowing anything about films?

Here's yer Razzie Noms Lads


WORST PICTURE
“Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice”
“Dirty Grandpa”
“Gods of Egypt”
“Hillary’s America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party”
“Independence Day: Resurgence”
“Zoolander No. 2”

WORST ACTOR
Ben Affleck for “Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice”
Gerard Butler for “Gods of Egypt & London Has Fallen”
Henry Cavill for “Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice”
Robert de Niro for “Dirty Grandpa”
Dinesh D’Souza for “Hillary’s America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party”
Ben Stiller for “Zoolander No. 2”

WORST ACTRESS
Megan Fox for “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows”
Tyler Perry for “BOO! A Madea Halloween”
Julia Roberts for “Mother’s Day”
Becky Turner for “Hillary’s America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party”
Naomi Watts for “Divergent Series: Allegiant” & “Shut-In”
Shailene Woodley for “Divergent Series: Allegiant”

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Julianne Hough for “Dirty Grandpa”
Kate Hudson for “Mother’s Day”
Aubrey Plaza for “Dirty Grandpa”
Jane Seymour for “Fifty Shades of Black”
Sela Ward for “Independence Day: Resurgence”
Kristen Wiig for “Zoolander No. 2”

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Nicolas Cage for “Snowden”
Johnny Depp for “Alice Through the Looking Glass”
Will Ferrell for “Zoolander No. 2”
Jesse Eisenberg for “Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice”
Jared Leto for “Suicide Squad”
Owen Wilson for “Zoolander No. 2”

WORST SCREEN COMBO
Ben Affleck & His BFF (Baddest Foe Forever) Henry Cavill for “Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice”
Any 2 Egyptian Gods or Mortals for “Gods of Egypt”
Johnny Depp & His Vomitously Vibrant Costume for “Alice Through the Looking Glass”
The Entire Cast of Once Respected Actors for “Collateral Beauty”
Tyler Perry & That Same Old Worn Out Wig for “BOO! A Madea Halloween”
Ben Stiller and His BFF (Barely Funny Friend) Owen Wilson for “Zoolander No. 2”

WORST DIRECTOR
Dinesh D’Souza and Bruce Schooley for “Hillary’s America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party”
Roland Emmerich for “Independence Day: Resurgence”
Tyler Perry for “BOO! A Madea Halloween”
Alex Proyas for “Gods of Egypt”
Zack Snyder for “Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice”
Ben Stiller for “Zoolander No. 2”

WORST PREQUEL, REMAKE, RIP-OFF or SEQUEL
“Alice Through the Looking Glass”
“Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice: Dawn of Justice”
“Fifty Shades of Black”
“Independence Day: Resurgence”
“Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows”
“Zoolander No. 2”

WORST SCREENPLAY
“Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice”
“Dirty Grandpa”
“Gods of Egypt”
“Hillary’s America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party”
“Independence Day: Resurgence”
“Suicide Squad”

Fewer Suicide nods than I would have expected.

Suicide Squad is definitely worse than Independance Day, probably worse than BatSoup.

Batsoup gets my vote though.

Stopharage wrote:

Split. McAvoy hams it up beautifully. Ropey script. Some tension but then it meanders. And there is a moment as utterly dreadful and bewildering as when Supey and Bats bond over Margaret. Perfectly adequate duel screen fodder but I wouldn't waste your time in a cinema watching it. Oh, and you know you thought Marvel was jumping the shark with post credit nonsense. Just you wait and see....
13 split personalities out of 23.

At least it isn't half an hour into the credits.

And actually I think it recontextualised the film into a better light.

Gerard Butler definitely deserves worst actor for his atrocious performance in the worst film - London has Fallen. I don't think I've seen anything worse in quite a while.

I haven't seen Suicide Squid or Batsoup.

yes

Batsoup started the shit show so cut off the head

Aye, Man of Steel was terrible.

It was a different type of bad to the others.
An awful film but with a plot that could be followed.

Curse of Superman innit.
No-one plays Supes and has a career afterwards, sometimes they get fucked up by a horse.
Thank god the Nic Cage one fell through.