Nah, post away.  It's best to flit about and get the lay of the land though; this forum is rather different to most.  Don't take anything too personally, it's all 'forum spirit' or in Kow's case, 'abuse'.

Hmmmmmm. You're teetering on the brink new guy. I'd suggest a major rethink in your posting strategy if you want to contribute here.
For starters, there's a Welcome thread for new posters at the top of the page. I'd recommend you introduce yourself there.
This is a small board with a long term membership that knows each other pretty well and what you're doing here is the equivalent of going to a random village pub and spouting guff to the locals then expecting them to welcome you with open arms.

Kow wrote:

Why would I want to see something that nobody could be bothered making findable to begin with? I barely have interest in the stuff I can find.

You != Everybody

Remember that.

Kow wrote:

I just read that some new site is going to offer a paid service for early access to "premium" youtube commentators, vloggers and other assorted turds. Hopefully that will fence off some drivel behind a paywall, ...

Early access doesn't imply exclusive access.

I'm no fan of YouTube "celebrities" either, but:
1.  Other people like them. 

2.  They seem pretty harmless.
3.  They are easily avoided.

Kow wrote:

… this unlisted nonsense can feck off there too.

That makes no sense. It is already 'fenced off' from YouTube.

Or maybe burning. Does anyone have a stake?

From a kow.

bajeerho wrote:

You != Everybody, Remember that

I'd advise against this line, as Kow is in fact everybody.

I saw an actual, no-fooling, real cow the other day, in the flesh. It was terrifying. Its eyeball was as big as my fist and its moo was like rumbling thunder. Far removed from the happy-go-lucky cartoon cows we're all so familiar with, this thing wanted flesh. Humans are basically farming monsters. It's folly. Like those guys that want to breed the xenomorphs and use them as weapons.  

Also, welcome new blood. It takes a while to get the feel of this place so either sup your pint and keep your head down for a bit or prepare for the odd barney as you stumble through a labyrinth of esoteric etiquette, bizarre in jokes that even we have lost track of the origins of, obscure red lines, and the unresolved arguments and tantrums of years ago. 

Either option is fine. 

Starting threads about the artistic merit of videogames is a good way to endear yourself to the locals.

g.man wrote:

This is a small board with a long term membership that knows each other pretty well and what you're doing here is the equivalent of going to a random village pub and spouting guff to the locals then expecting them to welcome you with open arms.

Gotta play the long game @bajeerho, I've been biding my time and in a couple of weeks gonna spam these fuckers with my "Make millions of dollars pounds aussie-coin, just download my 10 step guide to being a businessman only £9.99" e-book. They won't know what hit 'em.

All this talk about video games, time trials and ranting about the N64 is just a s smoke screen.

We tried to get rid of Monkey early on but he just wouldn't take a hint, now we're stuck with him.

Is Monkey m00nkeh?

Fine, I will.  Can't be any worse that the lace wigs scam I fell for.

m00nkeh was the nemesis of Some_Guy.  I wonder if this Homer Monkey is any relation.

The owls are not what they seem.