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  • monkey wrote:
    Burgon has announced he’s standing as Deputy Leader. Seems insane to me. He must realise how thick he comes across as. They all get focus grouped and all that garbage. Maybe he actually is thick.

    Burgon is fuckibg atrocious, and there's a clip of him doing the anti zionist thing. Purge them all, imo.

    Leader and deputy need to be 100% don't give two fucks about the plight of the Palestinians, I exaggerate of course but that shit needs to go.

    He is also, as you said, quite thick. And seems in love with himself.
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  • Burgon reminds me of Ben Swain from The Thick of It.

    I have a theory on what Labour need to do. The Tories lead in Parliament means Labour can do fuck all in there. So they should focus on the Mayoralties that they have, and the Welsh Assembly. London and Greater Manchester I believe have the most powers, but they should all push for more, in concert with the Tory Mayors. The Liverpool/Manchester/Sheffield areas cover a huge, largely continuous block of the north. This could be sold to the Tories as implementing the "Northern Powerhouse", if any of them remember that.
  • Can someone please convince me that Keir Starmer is someone to be excited about if you're left wing?
  • I doubt even Keir Starmer is excited about Keir Starmer.
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    Well he's rather more left wing than Boris? And more electable than Jezza. So there's hope of something? Maybe?
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    Zactly
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    "harder for the tabloids to smear", maybe? I guess time will tell. Maybe they'll feel less need to, too.
  • acemuzzy wrote:
    "harder for the tabloids to smear", maybe? I guess time will tell. Maybe they'll feel less need to, too.
    Like Ed miliband?
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  • He looks like that Richard Spencer nazi cunt that got punched.
  • All the candidates are trying to out-beige each other while at the same time saying ‘radical’ and ‘transformative’ a lot. The leadership pitch article things that Starmer and Long-Bailey wrote seemed more or less interchangeable. Maybe in the final month or so, when it’s getting tight or one or other candidate is getting desperate, then you might see something interesting.

    Starmer is measured and diplomatic and cautious. So he’ll probably get cast as a ditherer, weak, doesn’t know his own mind, can’t come to a decision. Not like Bold Boris who gives this country the strong and decisive leadership it needs. Look how assertive his body language is. Gasp at how quickly he gave a knee jerk response to a crisis. Our true champion.
  • He is a southern remainer. He will get som lib d m votes back, that's all.
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  • Our only hope is Bernie getting in in the US so all this appealing to centre ground wishy washy vote chasing bullshittery finally comes to an end and parts of the Labour party finally get it through their thick heads that leadership candidates like Jezzoooo got a landslide vote from the party members for a reason.
    "Let me tell you, when yung Rouj had his Senna and Mansell Scalextric, Frank was the goddamn Professor X of F1."
  • I like Starmer but he is the wrong man for the job currently. Could be a good deputy as he tends to not be too aligned with either side of the party.

    I read Long Bailey's bit in the Guardian when that was published. Waste of time, may as well stick with Corbyn.

    Clive Lewis wont get anywhere near the job, I suspect he knows this and has put himself forward so that he can better get across what he does want in a leader.
  • LivDiv wrote:
    I read Long Bailey's bit in the Guardian when that was published. Waste of time, may as well stick with Corbyn.

    Erm, we read a different piece. Gosh, how dismissive. I shouldn't be surprised
    Virtually every picture of her in th media has been with corbyn at her side.

    Propaganda works, I guess.

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  • I didnt think it spoke to lost Labour voters in the slightest, so what is the point?
  • LivDiv wrote:
    I didnt think it spoke to lost Labour voters in the slightest, so what is the point?

    For whom did these lost Labour voters actually vote?
  • Funkstain wrote:
    LivDiv wrote:
    I didnt think it spoke to lost Labour voters in the slightest, so what is the point?

    For whom did these lost Labour voters actually vote?

    The brexit unicorn?
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  • If I am wrong change my mind.
    I should be easy compared to someone who decided not to vote for Labour.

    As usual though, no actual arguments just mocking and loaded questions.

    This is going to be the post-referendum all over again.
  • No, sorry, I meant it as a genuine question, not rhetorical. Or rather, it is loaded but only because I think it's an interesting avenue to explore.

    Labour lost 2.6M votes between 2017 and 2019, on a turnout which was almost identical (52M total votes cast). Where did they go? Tories got a boost of about 0.3M, LibDems got almost 1M of them (almost all in metro areas where Remain was strong, obviously), and even Brexit party got a few. Did the rest go Green?

    I'm interested also because even if Labour got those 2.6M back, they still wouldn't gain anything like a majority. Let's see how that would work:

    - they can go down the centrist route. They may wrest back some of the LibDem swingers. How many moderate Tories do they gain though? Wouldn't that be relying too much on Johnson and co fucking things up, rather than positively pursuing their own agenda? And how many of those who DID vote for a more leftist, progressive Labour will feel let down and vote elsewhere or not at all?

    - they can go down the Corbyn-continiuty route. They keep the progressives, but at what cost? LibDems may continue to make inroads, Tories moderate or otherwise certainly don't want to touch that, perhaps the only chance here is increasing turnout by energising non-voters? Every time a Labour government has been formed following Tories, turnout has been over 70%. Perhaps new / non voters are the key, rather than the perhaps mythical floating swingers?

    So that's why my question. How do you recover and/or gain the actual votes you need when both main avenues look like dead ends?
  • The Tory seats they took from Labour were partly from depressed turnout of the Labour vote in those areas. I don’t know how you account for turnout being the same. A lot of new registrants I suppose. Probably grouping in the same urban safe seats. That’s just me guessing though
  • You can expect an automatic swing back to an extent once Brexit isn't an issue. But otherwise the ideal is someone who's willing to try and maintain the left revival and turn much of the manifesto into a long term plan, without sounding too radical or old school socialist in a way that alienates the centrists.

    Someone who isn't a white man might also be a good idea, especially if there's only one white man in the field of candidates. Everyone else has tried it.

    I wouldn't know who that is though.
  • JonB wrote:
    You can expect an automatic swing back to an extent once Brexit isn't an issue. But otherwise the ideal is someone who's willing to try and maintain the left revival and turn much of the manifesto into a long term plan, without sounding too radical or old school socialist in a way that alienates the centrists. Someone who isn't a white man might also be a good idea, especially if there's only one white man in the field of candidates. Everyone else has tried it. I wouldn't know who that is though.

    Yeah this is pretty much exactly where I'm at - that person doesn't seem to exist in the current candidates list
  • Funkstain wrote:
    JonB wrote:
    You can expect an automatic swing back to an extent once Brexit isn't an issue. But otherwise the ideal is someone who's willing to try and maintain the left revival and turn much of the manifesto into a long term plan, without sounding too radical or old school socialist in a way that alienates the centrists. Someone who isn't a white man might also be a good idea, especially if there's only one white man in the field of candidates. Everyone else has tried it. I wouldn't know who that is though.
    Yeah this is pretty much exactly where I'm at - that person doesn't seem to exist in the current candidates list party
  • Just re-read the Long Bailey bit.
    Which is here.
    https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/dec/29/rebecca-long-bailey-labour-party-britain

    It isn't as combative as I remembered. I still think much of it is lip service and too heavily focused on jobs over community, but it is just an opening gambit. The opening of the piece comes across as patronising shit and while I know it won't be her choice that photo does the same.
    The talk of more and better jobs will be attractive but I suspect the response will be "but for who?".
  • Generally I would say I am in the same position as Jon and Funk.
    The two old ways (Blairite vs Corbynist) aren't the way to go because one bastardises the other. There really needs to be an offering somewhere down the middle of the two that can effectively deliver social democracy but in a way that actually results in a Labour gov.
  • There is no such thing as corbynism
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  • Why yes there is I read about it just this morning it's a sort of terrorist supporting antisemitic version of 1970s communism, corbynistas are the new dangerous snowflake attackers of our democracy and british way of life, which I loosely define as going to 'spoons and eating fish and chips
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    Moderate left socialist democrat policy is no "Corbynism". The press have done their job fantastically well.
  • The word is in the public lexicon like it or not.
    If your retort is that it doesn't exist you have closed down the conversation and it becomes Funk's post.

    Congratulations, you helped nobody.

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