We're all waiting for the day when the halftime punditry crew consists of Keane, Joey Barton & Souness and any and all minor footballing disagreement's are settled on air by acts of sickening violence.
I'd throw Jermaine Jenas in there too, just so he can look appalled and cry: "lads, lads, lads! This isn't the way..." before getting lobbed over a sofa or kicked down the concourse.
"A questionable off side decision there Roy, that led to the equaliser..."
"They're a bunch of fuckin' crybabies! I wouldn't stand for dat when I was at United. And dat's the problem with the whole team now, not playin' to the whistle...
"Roy's right, for once. They are crybabies, pussies the lot of them..."
"You what? Whatdaya mean, 'for once'?"
"You startin' something?"
"Maybe I am sure, I put you in the fuckin' hospital last weekend so don't push me, sunshine..."
*cigar stubbed out in Roy's face, howl of pain*
"YA FUCKIN' EEJIT!"
*chairs fly everywhere, host runs for cover, Jermaine hurtles headfirst towards the camera*
I feel they need a female pundit too, just to watch them seethe whenever she talks tactics or discusses an incident, see which is the first to say "look love, but...."
"I shat myself last weekend at Grimsby, like I have done every weekend since I first started going the match, and some bint had the audacity to complain..."
League has to be liverpool's this season. John Stones now out for 5 weeks. Leaves city with one centre half Otamendi. Laporte out till jan/Feb, Sane out for the season. Mendy still injured. Looking good for liverpool.