The No Subject Thread - The Bear and Badger

yourfavouriteuncle

Still look back fondly on the trip to John Lewis when I pulled on a display model table and declared it an extender whilst the kids pissed themselves laughing and the assistant looked on, bemused and befuddled.

Kow

Well that's a pretty shit gift.

FranticPea

Lol I'm stealing this

Wookienopants

yourfavouriteuncle wrote:

Still look back fondly on the trip to John Lewis when I pulled on a display model table and declared it an extender whilst the kids pissed themselves laughing and the assistant looked on, bemused and befuddled.

Whenever the kids get frustrated and say to the other one "NO! YOU CANT!' I always yell from the kitchen "well there's no need for that!!"

Kow

"Does anyone know which phase this woman is in? I think I've missed a phase"

g.man

hahaha

equinox_code

Which statement is most likely to be true:

a) The majority of male gynaecologists have taken sexual pleasure from their work

b) The majority of male gynaecologists have never taken sexual pleasure from their work

GooberTheHat

c) What the fuck kind of question is that?

Dinostar77

GooberTheHat wrote:

c) What the fuck kind of question is that?

Probably off a questionnaire from our government by any chance?

equinox_code

I don't think it's possible to put your fingers in a hot girl and not take something from it, even if only for later, but I understand why we all collectively agree to pretend that's not the case.

I ask because of a conversation recently had with my girlfriend, who seems to think her naked body parts are only attractive when in a sexual context, and that she is in complete control of that context. She's pretty horrified at the thought that her gyn or guys at the sauna might be getting off on her.

nick_md

Jfc

Paul the sparky

Surely the gynaecologist gets desensitised to it real quick?

nick_md

Mate, I don't think anyone who had that job thinks like that, aside from the criminal ones. I'm not pretending anything.

Paul the sparky

Imagine putting that into your girlfriend's head though?

nick_md

The Hand That Nox The Cradle

Moot_Geeza

nick_md wrote:

The Hand That Nox The Cradle

Haha.

equinox_code

Paul the sparky wrote:

Surely the gynaecologist gets desensitised to it real quick?

I have no doubt that the majority of vaginas are doing nothing for them.

But I'm talking about the super hot girls. The ones they maybe get as a patient once per month or something. The ones that are out of their league as a partner. Are we really pretending they don't notice? That they aren't a little happier when these girls walk through the door and start getting undressed? Every single one of them has wanked over an encounter with a patient at some point.

Ive seen a lot naked women in porn, real life and parties. And yet if I'm in the sauna and a hot girl walks in I notice. every time. And all the other guys do too.

equinox_code

Paul the sparky wrote:

Imagine putting that into your girlfriend's head though?

I don't owe these gyn guys anything. She wanted a reason why I thought it's better to go to a female gyn so I gave her the obvious one.

nick_md

A sauna's a bit different I think.

Do men who deliver babies go phwoar?

acemuzzy

BUT WHAT IF SHE'S LESBIAN?

Tempy

acemuzzy wrote:

BUT WHAT IF SHE'S LESBIAN?

Exactly!

We need Robot gynos, but only programmed by people who do not find the female form aesthetically attractive otherwise they will impart their desire into the coding.

Matt_82

acemuzzy wrote:

BUT WHAT IF SHE'S LESBIAN?

My suspicion is that Nox will be less concerned.

GooberTheHat

equinox_code wrote:

Paul the sparky wrote:

Surely the gynaecologist gets desensitised to it real quick?

I have no doubt that the majority of vaginas are doing nothing for them.

But I'm talking about the super hot girls. The ones they maybe get as a patient once per month or something. The ones that are out of their league as a partner. Are we really pretending they don't notice? That they aren't a little happier when these girls walk through the door and start getting undressed? Every single one of them has wanked over an encounter with a patient at some point.

Ive seen a lot naked women in porn, real life and parties. And yet if I'm in the sauna and a hot girl walks in I notice. every time. And all the other guys do too.

Yeah, because you never see attractive young women with older, wealthy, successful men who are maybe not model level attractive.

tigersgogrrr

nick_md wrote:

A sauna's a bit different I think.

Do men who deliver babies go phwoar?

Having seen that shit, I fucking doubt it.

afgavinstan

*reads page*

*finger hovers over malcolm gif trigger*

equinox_code

GooberTheHat wrote:

equinox_code wrote:

Paul the sparky wrote:

Surely the gynaecologist gets desensitised to it real quick?

I have no doubt that the majority of vaginas are doing nothing for them. But I'm talking about the super hot girls. The ones they maybe get as a patient once per month or something. The ones that are out of their league as a partner. Are we really pretending they don't notice? That they aren't a little happier when these girls walk through the door and start getting undressed? Every single one of them has wanked over an encounter with a patient at some point. Ive seen a lot naked women in porn, real life and parties. And yet if I'm in the sauna and a hot girl walks in I notice. every time. And all the other guys do too.

Yeah, because you never see attractive young women with older, wealthy, successful men who are maybe not model level attractive.

It's pretty rare I think. Generally you need to be really wealthy- not just doctor wealthy- to be a middle-age/older guy dating a beautiful girl in her prime.

equinox_code

nick_md wrote:

Do men who deliver babies go phwoar?

I imagine it's much less likely

Paul the sparky

afgavinstan wrote:

*reads page*

*finger hovers over malcolm gif trigger*

Deploy it. Seems like a not so humble brag about his irresistibly hot girlfriend. So hot she made the gynaecologist's y fronts look like a plasterer's radio.

LivDiv

I so want to say Noxy is off point but he isnt.
If the gynaecologist has someone they fancy as a patient there is every chance they may rub one out later over them. If that's where it stays then nobody would ever know and no harm done.

If that concept makes a woman uncomfortable then it may be better going to see a woman and play the odds game.

Probably best not to plant the idea in your GFs head mind.

equinox_code

Id be surprised if there was a single guy here who hasn't masturbated over some obscure variation of a real life situation they found themselves in. I def find it hard to believe a chap who's looking at vaginas all day is any different. If anything he has a head start in material.

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