The No Subject Thread
  • I wonder if any women like it. A suave and assured wealthy man taking control and touching them intimately. 

    I'm sure there's nothing to worry about though Nox.
  • I wonder if anyone nox one out over the possibility of their girlfriend enjoying their gynaecologist's enjoyment.
  • Why did she want a reason to go with a female gynacologist in the first place?
  • I think this is between you and your other half tbh, probably leave us out.
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    I wonder if gynecologists live in fear of being battered by big thick boyfriends.
  • It would be very hard for a fanny mechanic to rub one out with the vast, VAST majority of fannies they see. There's usually a reason the women are going to the Dr. 
    I'd say 80% of the women are middle-aged or older, and most of those, either young or old, are scaly, sore, seeping or dribbling some kind of... Detritus. 

    Source - used to work in obs and gynae clinics.
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    Brooks wrote:
    I think this is between you and your other half tbh, probably leave us out.
    Agreed, good chunk of how Nox sees women is at play here too imo
    Skerret's posting is ok to trip balls to and read just to experience the ambience but don't expect any content.
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  • Skerret wrote:
    Brooks wrote:
    I think this is between you and your other half tbh, probably leave us out.
    Agreed, good chunk of how Nox sees women is at play here too imo

    Do elaborate
  • The real question is, if the gyno knocks one out after seeing a hot patient, does he do it standing up or sitting down?
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    If there is nobody around does it make a sound?
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  • Do you think a male dentist looks in the mouth of an attractive female patient and thinks "cor, i'd love to put my knob in there!"?
    Not everything is The Best or Shit. Theres many levels between that, lets just enjoy stuff.
  • Nox clearly never had to accompany a partner to a gyno appt before. It's quite far from the porn set up he seems to think it is.
  • Do you think a male dentist looks in the mouth of an attractive female patient and thinks "cor, i'd love to put my knob in there!"?

    I'm sorry miss Smith but I need to remove these front 6 teeth... Just to make room you see...
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  • The Daddy wrote:
    The real question is, if the gyno knocks one out after seeing a hot patient, does he do it standing up or sitting down?

    Alpha move, whilst she's still in the chair.
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    Skerret wrote:
    Brooks wrote:
    I think this is between you and your other half tbh, probably leave us out.
    Agreed, good chunk of how Nox sees women is at play here too imo

    Do elaborate
    nah
    Skerret's posting is ok to trip balls to and read just to experience the ambience but don't expect any content.
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    poprock wrote:
    I wasn’t sure where to put this, because I think it deserves a wider audience than the book thread.

    Beautiful looking book out now from Jordan Mechner, on the original development of Prince of Persia and his career since. $23 plus shipping from the States.

    https://press.stripe.com

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    Before Prince of Persia was a best-selling video game franchise and a Disney movie, it was an Apple II computer game created and programmed by one person, Jordan Mechner. Mechner's candid and revealing journals from the time capture the journey from his parents’ basement to the forefront of the fast-growing 1980s video game industry—and the creative, technical, and personal struggles that brought the prince into being and ultimately into the homes of millions of people worldwide. In The Making of Prince of Persia, on the 30th anniversary of the game’s release, Mechner looks back at the journals he kept from 1985 to 1993, offering new insights into the game that revolutionized and redefined a genre.

    Not sure any physical stock of this has managed to reach the UK in the current situation, nothing's coming up in a UK search although copies seem to be available on Amazon US.
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  • It’s the sort of thing I would buy direct from the publisher anyway.

    Small press stuff often only ends up on Amazon at all because grifters are buying and selling on at a profit.
  • Not sure who you guys are trying to kid. I’m sure we have all spent time with other men, so we will know how perverted we can be, even if only in the company of those we trust most. For most men sexuality does not operate like a light switch. It’s always there, even if sometimes it’s overlooked or ignored, a residue remains.

    When a guy sees a girl he would want to have sex with he acknowledges it, even if only to himself. It’s the same story no matter where it happens, be it pub, bus, supermarket or even workplace. You guys do this too. Everyone does it, and guys who go to med school are no different.

    But you peeps think the professionalism is so high that all this gets forgotten; that they are so well trained that they forget what it is to be human when a hot girl drops her underwear in their surgery.

    To be clear, I’m not suggesting they are often turned on, nor that they would ever consider acting upon such thoughts on the rare occasions that it happens. All I’m saying is that once in a while a hot girl sits down in the stirrups and somewhere in the depths of the mind they are smiling.
  • I've never wanked the over the mental image of anyone i've met out and about, generally just to porn and stuff. I dunno if that makes me an odd one out.
  • If this is so ubiquitous why is this even a point of conversation.
  • Here are some things which are true (probably):
    1. There’s a power imbalance in doctor/patient situations which can make some people feel uncomfortable.
    2. Combined with the power imbalance inherent in the patriarchy, and the embarrassment inherent in sexual health scenarios, that can become Quite Uncomfortable Indeed.
    3. Most people are aware of this. It’s part of the social contract and we all deal with it as best we can, trying not to Be A Dick.
    4. Some people make mistakes, sometimes.
    5. Noxy’s been thinking about doctors wanking off. Imaginary doctors, I think. Not a specific doctor.
    6. I thought we had successfully changed the subject, but apparently not.
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    Stop trying to make me stop thinking about a suave German doctor knocking one out over seeing noxy's girlfriend's minge.
  • Never stop never stopping, Goobs.
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    I cover my back by wanking over everything. You can slide on an inflatable in my.house.
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    Had to use a scraper to free the cat from the sofa last night.
  • Conscientious.
  • Which statement is most likely to be true: a) The majority of male gynaecologists have taken sexual pleasure from their work b) The majority of male gynaecologists have never taken sexual pleasure from their work

    It's b.

    No hesitation.

    It's work - it's deeply unsexy. I know you don't believe it - but I can honestly say that, yes, a switch flicks in my head when examining someone. The whole point of that interaction is to answer a specific question - that's it.

    If anything the problem with the vast majority of doctors is not that they sexualise their patients, but that their brain clicks so far into "this is a problem that I need to solve" that they forget to remember they're dealing with an actual human.

    No-one who's actually done Gynae thinks it is in any way remotely sexy, I can assure you.  (No matter how "hot" the patient might be.)
  • Ahhhhh, thank you.

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