Spock wrote:You and I obviously share some kind of highly sophisiticated, and possibly sexual, cosmic bond.
regmcfly wrote:What's blue and fucks grannies? Hypothermia
Gonzo wrote:Given that there is a Misogyny thread, shouldn't this thread just be called Racism?
Unlikely wrote:Cinty named his dog Racism. I miss Cinty.
Lord_Griff wrote:Why did the baker have smelly hands? Because he kneaded a poo.
A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. THe employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.
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