Stupid things that stupid people do but that you don't do because you're not stupid.
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Was once involved in a full blown argument with someone who insisted that "World War 2 would never have happened if Germany hadn't won World War 1".
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trippy wrote:Once had quite a heated debate with a friend who insisted that a week after a Monday didn't necessarily have to be another Monday. He wasn't talking about a change of calendar system or anything. I don't know what he was talking about, actually.
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Send messageStopharage wrote:Someone from B&B was in a party telling us that they'd burnt their neck on 2 separate occasions because they'd ironed their shirt collar whilst wearing it.pantyfire wrote:Bad Hair.
That wasn't me. Although, because it was hot at work I did cut the sleeves off my shirt whilst wearing it.
Edit: Er, just realised this thread is for stupid that you yourself don't do because you're not stupid.
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n0face wrote:
Was he a body builder?trippy wrote:Once had quite a heated debate with a friend who insisted that a week after a Monday didn't necessarily have to be another Monday. He wasn't talking about a change of calendar system or anything. I don't know what he was talking about, actually.
I'm feeling dense now but I have to ask - ? -
A car dealer once tried to sell me a car that was a Japanese import (a Honda Integra) that only had KM/H on the speedometer. He promised me that he would get it changed for when I came back to pick it up in a few days (not sure about rest of UK but it's a no-no in N.Ireland and would fail the annual MOT).
When I returned he had used tippex to paint the MPH figures onto the dial - I say he - it was more like he got a 5 year old to do it.
He then had the temerity to say that MPH was being phased out in a year or so.
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trippy wrote:n0face wrote:
Was he a body builder?trippy wrote:Once had quite a heated debate with a friend who insisted that a week after a Monday didn't necessarily have to be another Monday. He wasn't talking about a change of calendar system or anything. I don't know what he was talking about, actually.
I'm feeling dense now but I have to ask - ?
If you Google it you will probably discover evidence that body builders can't count or use calenders.
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Aye, I thought it might be something like that. Not a body builder or a super model, no.
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bad_hair_day wrote:Stopharage wrote:Someone from B&B was in a party telling us that they'd burnt their neck on 2 separate occasions because they'd ironed their shirt collar whilst wearing it.
That wasn't me. Although, because it was hot at work I did cut the sleeves off my shirt whilst wearing it. Edit: Er, just realised this thread is for stupid that you yourself don't do because you're not stupid.pantyfire wrote:Bad Hair.
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Send messageThat thread and the bmx Photoshop thread just elevate BB.com into the black. The rest is hideous homophobia, misogyny and racism.Skerret's posting is ok to trip balls to and read just to experience the ambience but don't expect any content.
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Send messageAnd some bodybuilding.Skerret's posting is ok to trip balls to and read just to experience the ambience but don't expect any content.
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There are so many bmx hits in the search results I need some linky please.
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Wonderful. Skerret's avatar is there on page 2, and I still have no idea what it's all about.
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I'm five years late to this, but I bet everyone wishes they were in my shoes now. THIRTY SEVEN PAGES?!
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n0face wrote:
That's amazing! My friend clearly has an American doppelganger, that thread is giving me flashbacks.
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Talking of bodybuilding, gyms are wonderful places to see stupid people doing stupid things.I am a FREE. I am not MAN. A NUMBER. -
it's not really 5 years though is it, cos there's really 8 days in a week, i've been converted."Like i said, context is missing."
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Send messageIn work a couple of years ago, a very attractive but dim girl was asked if she would swap lunches with another guy. She said I dunno, what did he bring in? I just have ham sandwiches.http://horganphoto.com My STILL under construction website
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It's an expression - 'swap lunches'. It's not a great expression, as it could be worded more clearly, but I'd wager less than 1% of the lunch-break taking population would assume someone meant 'let's swap food'. Therefore ninja's hot colleague is a silly billy.
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Aah, right.
Ha ha, she dumb.
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Yossarian wrote:Aah, right. Ha ha, she dumb. *glances around the room*
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I'll swap my ham sandwiches for 2:00pm.
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