If I could be bothered I'd go and dig out that photo of you with your face all wired back together from the last time you decided to be a real mans...legaldinho wrote:I have a theory as to why the internet dork age laps up tat like MMA. I think it is because we are producing increasingly girly men, in Arnie's parlance. The increasingly effete online mans - who probably goes on soccer reddits and declares that they are gay for a particular footballer ("dreamy" and "take me home Daniele De Rossi" are not words you'd have heard in a playground in the 90s) - need to manufacture an outlet for the more belligerent urges which daily they repress. Whereas me, I don't give a fuck, see, and the other day I threatened to deck a 6ft4 tattooed big issue seller for pointing at me aggressively, made him whimper and back down and told him he was just a loudmouth pussy who can't back up his word. Felt good, man. And I think MMA is a load of horseshite.
Cupatay wrote:Anybody see Lee vs Barboza the weekend?
I'm not gonna spoil it but I will say someone did the second best chicken dance I've ever seen in the 3rd round.
The only one I've seen that might have been better was Zab Judah some years ago. I think that was against Kostya Tszyu.
legaldinho wrote:I found the fucker! He has a gofundme! https://uk.gofundme.com/cambridge-coffee no
Utter cunt. Some random bloke came up to me and said "I was hoping you'd light his sparks out", he is apparently notoriously pushy.
Anyway, what I'm trying to say is, try to be a man instead of fantasing about other mans' masculinity.
Diluted Dante wrote:Some of us are comfortable with wanting to have sex with Italian dreamboats, and liking chiseled, sweat soaked men pummel each other. I especially enjoy it when they mount from the rear.
legaldinho wrote:I mean, that's one of my best posts in a while, and Gav hasn't taken the bait. Sadly, "ignore the trolls" is far too entrenched a philosophy nowadays. Ozno am sad.
GooberTheHat wrote:legaldinho wrote:I mean, that's one of my best posts in a while, and Gav hasn't taken the bait. Sadly, "ignore the trolls" is far too entrenched a philosophy nowadays. Ozno am sad.
Gonzo vs Gav
Cupatay wrote:I think the name of this thread needs changing now seeing as mayweather vs mcgregor is old news. How about Gonzo's Big MMA / hardmans thread?
Seems fitting.
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