Whats a working day like for a badger (not the animal)?
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Some of these schedules make me feel tired.
The days of taxi-ing the girls around various activities are well behind me. My social life used to be made up of speaking to other parents in various car parks.Holding the wrong end of the stick since 2009. -
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Most important comment in this thread. I plan most of my work day around that paid-for dump.Moot_Geeza wrote:7.45am Get paid to shit at work.
I get it. I mean, who wants to pay for toilet paper when you can use the stuff at work for free? -
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I get it. I mean, who wants to pay for toilet paper when you can use the stuff at work for free?Cosby wrote:
Most important comment in this thread. I plan most of my work day around that paid-for dump.Moot_Geeza wrote:7.45am Get paid to shit at work.
I'm tempted to shift my schedule to shower at work to save on the gas bill at home, although that would require cycling in during the dark for several weeks during winter which wouldn't be a huge amount of fun (and using a communal shower). -
This is definitely a shit thread nowDon't wank. Zinc in your sperms
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I shower minimum twice a day, in morning before work and when i get back from work. I like the evening one as i feel i am showering the work stuff away and its a mental break from work into home life. Gym days will involve a shower after the gym as well.
Prefer to poo at home in my ensuite, its more relaxing than hearing other people in cubicles next to you at work. Though i will use the disabled toilet at work for peace and quiet. -
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I have one shower a day on average and often at least 2 poos a dayNot everything is The Best or Shit. Theres many levels between that, lets just enjoy stuff.
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Send messageFood, poo, shower, work, shower, food, sleep. Very rare that I'll have more than one poo. -
This thread needs a spreadsheetI'm still great and you still love it. -
Maybe someone could make a Google Sheet and we can all track our bodily functions together.
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My gf reckons she has about 2 poos a week. Crazy.
Come to think of it, mate of mine from uni also said he has a poo every 2 or 3 days. -
Maybe they don’t eat much??I am a FREE. I am not MAN. A NUMBER. -
Or drink much. Or not enough fibre.
Anyway.I am a FREE. I am not MAN. A NUMBER. -
I generally poop 2 or 3 times a day!
Only exception is when I have visited america, once that diet kicks in you can go weeks without shitting. -
Or we're more efficient
edit: Yes WE, I'm also in the poo once every few days crew, all about efficiency, not putting rubbush into my body and making sure to extract as much as possible from it. always been this way"I spent years thinking Yorke was legit Downs-ish disabled and could only achieve lucidity through song" - Mr B -
I cant imagine having poop inside you for the best part of a week would be very good for you.
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LivDiv wrote:I cant imagine having poop inside you for the best part of a week would be very good for you.
Dude, we're not like fuzzy pumpers, it doesn't just sit there until new food pushes everything down and out"I spent years thinking Yorke was legit Downs-ish disabled and could only achieve lucidity through song" - Mr B -
Yeah, we are just fancy play-doh playsets innit.
Mine comes out star shaped. -
hahahahaha.Not everything is The Best or Shit. Theres many levels between that, lets just enjoy stuff.
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I reckon i poo about 4/5 times a day. This depends on if i have been to gym that day and had a protein shake as well. I think its my diet that contributes to the number of times for sure.
If i have been to gym before brekfast then start with a protein shake with milk. Wash down a creatine tablet, BCAA tablet and a L Glutamine tablet.
Breakfast:
Porridge with milled nuts, blueberries, honey and a spinkle of cinnamon. Also a tumeric tablet, CLA tablet, Mega green tea tablet and a wellmans 50 plus tablet. (This is daily without fail).
Get to work:
Coffee (1st of day or 2nd if i fitted one in for breakfast), Banana and a handful of nuts.
Mid Morning Snack:
Grapes x10, 3 x strawberries and a rivita with a quorn chicken slice on it. Plus a coffee.
Lunch: a salad prepared from home: spinach, rocket, beetroot, tomatoes, cucumber, avacado, carrots, black pepper and chill oil. With a glass or two of water.
Mid Afternoon: Coffee with 2 x tangerines
Tea time: a bowl of cereal and some tea
Dinner: Either meat, fish or veg dish depending on day as we'll cook enough of a dish to last two days. We have a food schedule and shop per week for the dishes to be made that week specifically (saves money that way).
Bedtime: if i have been to the gym that day then a overnight recovery blend. Otherwise a glass of water.
Yeah i think that all contributes to the 4/5 poos a day. -
LivDiv wrote:Exercise can make you poop.
Yes i always find that to be true. -
Wanking, smoking and coffee are things that make me poop. Liv, of course yours is star shaped, bloody artists"I spent years thinking Yorke was legit Downs-ish disabled and could only achieve lucidity through song" - Mr B
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I have a shit on the hour every hour, I'm like the radio news budLivDiv wrote:At this hour!?!Don't wank. Zinc in your sperms
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