JonB wrote:But the satisfaction...HawBawJaws wrote:Nose hair. Lots of it. Makes your eyes water when you finally pull out the one that's been tickling.
HawBawJaws wrote:Oh aye. Mrs hates it when i show her them proudly. 'look at the size of that one!'JonB wrote:But the satisfaction...HawBawJaws wrote:Nose hair. Lots of it. Makes your eyes water when you finally pull out the one that's been tickling.
Unlikely wrote:Radio 4 really is excellent.
Skondo wrote:Our IT manager organised for a chap from Richer Sounds to come into the office to quote for a projector installation in the chairman's office. Guy turned up on a skateboard.
trippy wrote:You're walking along, actually you're strutting. It's a beautiful day and your eyes are drawn to all of the beautiful people, their lovely hair, pretty faces, clean clothes, gorgeous teeth. Perfect skin and skimpy clothes.
It's okay though, you're one of them, they notice you too.
You strut past a shop. Rather awkwardly there's someone inside the shop, strutting at the same pace as you. Who the fuck does this loser think they are though? Terrible posture, big stomach, ugly skin, an uneven smile revealing yellowing teeth. Bad hair in a worse haircut. Familiar clothes, though... same shoes, same shirt... oh, that's a mirrored window. That's me. When did that happen?
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