tigerswiftly wrote:I got in a lot of trouble with the wife yesterday for intimating that her business enterprise isn't a real job and that the days she is off doing it should count as a day for herself without the lad to look after because she chose to do it and it wasn't a necessity that she did it because the money it makes is negligible and it's going to be net minus for years due to franchise costs. This did not go down well. I'm not a clever man.
g.man wrote:Make hay while the sun shines lads.
tigerswiftly wrote:Baby Massage.
cosmicjellybean wrote:Sometimes I wake up to a ‘massage’ where the kids just crawl all over me to get me up on the weekends. If I just curl up and refuse, they then ‘knead the dough’ which basically means thump my back with their fists till I give in. It’s not a great business plan I have to say. I would pay to not have this done though, maybe that’s a thing?
davyK wrote:I remember that treatment involving a small child running up and down on the bed and treading on my bollocks occasionally.cosmicjellybean wrote:Sometimes I wake up to a ‘massage’ where the kids just crawl all over me to get me up on the weekends. If I just curl up and refuse, they then ‘knead the dough’ which basically means thump my back with their fists till I give in. It’s not a great business plan I have to say. I would pay to not have this done though, maybe that’s a thing?
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