afgavinstan wrote:Fall out of bed 2hrs before my shift starts. Shower. Brush teeth. Make a large coffee with freshly ground beans through the aeropress with hot milk, froth a little on top. Bowl of cereal. Out the door, sometimes (I mean usually) with another coffee for travel/1st hr of work.
LivDiv wrote:In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
monkey wrote:A shaft of sunlight pours through the curtain onto my face. It's too early. Or maybe it's too late. I could get up to close the curtain but its too much effort and if I move too fast at this stage, I'll vomit. I pull the duvet over my face, spilling the ashtray, half-empty cans of Tenants and discarded syringes all over the place. There's someone else in there with me. A woman. The call girl from last night. And she's still on the clock. I suppose I better get her up and out of here but then there's the usual turning over from my bowels. I know from experience that this won't be reasoned with. I roll off the mattress on the floor and crawl on my hands and knees to the toilet where all hell breaks loose. I should stop getting the same Indian takeaway every night. I should stop doing a lot of things. Then there's the banging on the door. The landlord again. Or maybe the bailiffs. Jokes on them. There's almost nothing left from the last time. I clean up using yesterday's copy of the Daily Express and make my way downstairs, turning on GB News on my rented tv as the front door gets kicked in.
mk64 wrote:Get up at 7.05.
Cuddle Mrs till 7.07.
Go to the toilet and play clash/pokemon/instagram/forum
Shower from 7.13 - 7.20
Dress from 7.20-7.30
Leave house at 7.30 and walk to train station
Go into shop at 7.37 and buy a btl of evian or coke zero and pickled onion space raiders. Thank the shopkeeper
Walk into station at 7.39
Train at 7.43
Watch Cheers on my phone or youtube till I get off the train at Blackfriars, change to the circle and district and board said tube at 8.18.
Get off at 8.25 at Monument, walk into office, set up laptop and start work at 8.30.
Work till about 10, have a pint of water, continue working till 11.50 when I stop working and plan what i'll have for lunch.
Repeat
Minnesänger wrote:Snooze button
Snooze button
Snooze button
Snooze button
Get up, make coffee - freshly ground.
Need a shit but already running late because snooze button
Get bus and wonder if I’ll make it to the office without shitting myself
Get to the office
Clock in
Go poop
MattyJ wrote:So who brushes teeth before breakfast?
Personally I'm eating breakfast and having coffee before teeth as I like to have clean teeth and fresh breath heading to work (in the before times).
Curious why those brush teeth before food do so
MattyJ wrote:So who brushes teeth before breakfast?
Personally I'm eating breakfast and having coffee before teeth as I like to have clean teeth and fresh breath heading to work (in the before times).
Curious why those brush teeth before food do so
regmcfly wrote:MattyJ wrote:So who brushes teeth before breakfast?
Personally I'm eating breakfast and having coffee before teeth as I like to have clean teeth and fresh breath heading to work (in the before times).
Curious why those brush teeth before food do so
I don't eat breakfast so where does that leave me..
poprock wrote:It’s the most important meal of the day Reg.
Wookienopants wrote:Ah, saving your poo for work time. Nice one. Paid to poo!
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