They're so screwed. He's even managed to fuck the anointed successor. Unless Sunak can explain why he never noticed any garden parties, ongoing over the course of a year, going late into the evening, from the garden that his flat overlooks. Or taking place in the building he works from. He never heard them being discussed, or any rumours. Shown up as a sneaky, self-interested prick before he's even begun. Every senior figure is a provable liar that won't be able to blame everything on Johnson. As they've all now willingly implicated themselves in his mess. Their only hope is if some unknown backbencher ends up coming from nowhere and wins the leadership.

Their answers seem to be "I wasn't there" "I didnt know it was happening".
Ok, then you are incompetent boobs who have no control over your staff.

But of course Boris Johnson would be finally brought down by breaking rules so he can get pissed. This should have been entirely predictable the second he got a sniff of No.10.
This whole affair reeks of him.

If this was happening under May I would genuinely believe she didnt know, I strongly suspect it wouldnt have been though. (not that some other shit wouldnt be happening under May, probably measuring noses to see how infectious you are)

You cannot simultaneously take credit for "levelling up" and "getting Brexit done" and not be responsible for what goes on in your own house.

He's once again taking the piss out of the queen, firstly the proroguing of parliament and now this party nonsense. I can imagine a lot of the 'Union Jack in their twitter profile' crowd are going to struggle defending him now. 
They tried with the #scummedia yesterday with a well known Tory defender saying the rules were different (until it was pointed out he was referring to the wrong rules)  but I think everyone is realising this is more indefensible the more that is found out. 

Starmer needs to call out the fact that the 'independent investigation' won't be independent at all and have that on the record, to stop Johnson from trying to use that at his get out of resignation card. 

He won't resign. He's got zero shame whatsoever, and if it causes damage to the Tories then brilliant.

The most creative angle so far has been Rees Mogg's "the restrictions were too tough".
So under that these parties were only technically wrong and of course they were just following the SAGE advice in locking down, its not their fault. Play to the libertarian support.

Thankfully it had all the legs of a daschund.

That's some fucking excuse!

DrewMerson wrote:

Diluted Dante wrote:

GooberTheHat wrote:

I kind of hate the way WiFi has become interchangeable with internet now.

It's not beyond the realm of possibility that she doesn't know about mobile data, and thinks you need a WiFi connection to access the internet.

“The stuff about me being lounging around in their DMs all day is just nonsense. The stuff about me surfing the web — nonsense. The 3G was actually closed, it was a dead signal.”

As low as he gets, I’m sure a general election tomorrow would still see a Conservative majority.

Come now just this morning I was being accused of being a pissy-pants party pooper. You really believe this lot would get a majority tomorrow? The cynicism is strong in this one

Part of me is genuinely excited about the prospect of Liz Truss heading up an election campaign.
Just picture her on one them TV debates.

Maybe she will no show and channel 4 can replace her with pork products.

LivDiv wrote:

Part of me is genuinely excited about the prospect of Liz Truss heading up an election campaign. Just picture her on one them TV debates. Maybe she will no show and channel 4 can replace her with pork products.

They'd import some cheese.

He has the highest net popularity and people know who he is.
What you have to remember though is the new leader gets selected by the party members and they are insane.

Sunak wants taxes up. That will put off many members straight away.

Not that this isn’t all a bit silly anyway, but yes, if there were an election tomorrow, Johnson would still be in charge.

HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD THE FUCK UP!

Gary Neville has joined the Labour party.