Roujin wrote:Many of these yarns are not about people being clumsy.Â
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Wikipedia wrote:Accident-proneness, also known as clumsiness, is the conception that some people might have predisposition, or that they might be more likely to suffer accidents, such as car crashes and industrial injuries, than other people.
Liveinadive wrote:I did the classic "save with foot" moron manoeuvre
LarryDavid wrote:When I was about ten I did that thing kids like to do at the swimming baths and legged it straight out of the changing rooms and did a big running bomb into the pool to announce my presence. I didn't even look and half way through realised I was going to land right on top of a fat woman who was doing her daily exercises.Â
Her look of surprise and horror as she realised her quiet, relaxing swim was about to be torpedoed by a ten year old child catapulting himself straight at her is ingrained in my mind. Sort of a very quick switch from "ah, what a lovely day for a swim" look of content to a horrified "oh shit! that stupid kid's going to land right on meeeeeeee!". Luckily her hefty size broke my fall leaving me relatively uninjured (and her, thankfully).Â
I apologised obviously, because she was quite rightly slightly pissed off about it and then kept my head down for a stern talking to from the lifeguard.
Secretly, I thought it was hilarious as did most of the pool who saw it.
Webbins wrote:If the missus was a forumite she'd tell you the tale of a few weeks ago, how she witnessed an unhelmeted cyclist appear at speed from a side street and fly straight over the bonnet of an onrushing car.Â
I'm sure he hit him at the prescribed speed which his insurance company will confirm.Liveinadive wrote:Was igor driving?
three1ne wrote:"Why has this happened to me, im a good boy, I eat all my dinners"
Kow wrote:I crashed my bicycle into a horse in Holland and fell into a canal. I wasn't wearing a helmet.
Kow wrote:The lesson is never listen to the police.
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