Paul the sparky wrote:Fuck you three1ne, I'm not posting the picture of my girlfriend's arse.
Moto70 wrote:I broke 2 ribs and fractured a further 2 while pissed up on a trampoline, of the numerous breaks and fractures I have suffered over the years this was by far the most painful and the one I would never really like to experience again.
Paul the sparky wrote:Went go karting with work a few months ago. Two of the lads crashed into each other and one of them ended up with broken ribs and a punctured lung. Amazingly, he didn't think it was too bad so came out on the piss afterwards. We all loved making him laugh/wince for hours that night. He only went to the hospital when he tried to go to bed but couldn't lie down. By the time he got there his lung had collapsed. Mental.
Because I was pissed (I'd been at a wedding all day and was now in town for another mate's birthday) I stayed out and was the same, a bit of wincing and a bit of saying "Fucking hell lads I proper winded myself there as my chest still hurts.", anyway I carried on drinking and eventually went home. When I woke up in the morning and moved I thought I was going to die.Paul the sparky wrote:Went go karting with work a few months ago. Two of the lads crashed into each other and one of them ended up with broken ribs and a punctured lung. Amazingly, he didn't think it was too bad so came out on the piss afterwards. We all loved making him laugh/wince for hours that night. He only went to the hospital when he tried to go to bed but couldn't lie down. By the time he got there his lung had collapsed. Mental.
How far do you take the Darwinism thing though? Would you extend it to silly bastards getting ran over crossing the road?Âadored wrote:That's Darwinism right there. Never seen a garden with a trampoline where I didn't think the world wouldn't be a better place without the owners / their kids.
I knew somebody who did exactly the same thing, having a heated discussion with his girlfriend and punctuated a point by stabbing the knife into the bread board. Severed all the tendons in his fingers and was in a cast for ages. He's dead now, pissed up at a party and said he was going to drive home so his brother and another mate took his keys, turned out they'd taken his front door keys. He drove the 45 minutes home couldn't get in the house so drive back to the party crashed and killed himself on the way. Left his wife and 3 month old without a dad, he was a bit of a dick really.Elmlea wrote:My mate's dad, after some particularly manly cutting of meat or something, stabbed the big kitchen knife he was using into the old chopping board, intending to have it stand there wobbling, point slightly embedded, to impress my chum and me (we were about 12 or 13 at the time, I think).
Thing is, it didn't have a "hilt" bit on it, so as he stabbed it into the board, the knife stopped, and his hand, clenched because it was holding the handle, continued down, putting an enormous slice through his palm. Â It's the only time I've ever seen anyone literally go completely white.
Every morning I'd wake up and have to go through the process of getting out of bed, put my surf 'poncho' on to cover up my giblets, have a piss and then climb the stairs to our lounge, then the task of actually getting into a chair and then get comfy all the while only having short laboured breaths. Once there I couldn't do anything, not even play on my xbox as the pain was absolutely unbearable.Paul the sparky wrote:Aye, pneumonia was the biggest worry for him when he was in hospital. Broken ribs are supposed to be a bastard to recover from. He was sleeping sat upright in a chair as lying down was impossible.
JonB wrote:Can think of many, but sheer idiocy award for a jumping off the swings incident when I was a kid. Swang forward and let go in preparation to jump off, decided against it, swang back, fell flat on my face.
Elmlea wrote:I got pneumonia once. Â It was rubbish.
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