n0face wrote:...8 hours in A&E the girl ended up staying the night at mine and we've been together ever since and now have two boys 7 and 3. While having the cast on I managed to slip in the kitchen and pour hot bacon fat on my other leg and a week later while rushing to get the door I broke my toe on my good leg by kicking my crutch.
Coopers Green wrote:Being a Da, Elm's story is the most frightening one here rather than some of the more amusing, klutzy ones.
afgavinstan wrote:I have a scar on my knuckle from smashing it against the rim of a snare drum whilst being rather flamboyant as I was RAWKING OUT in an old band. Blood everywhere.
Liveinadive wrote:Cue days of arguments between him and my Mum about going to the hospital and him manning through it.
Elmlea wrote:Liveinadive wrote:Cue days of arguments between him and my Mum about going to the hospital and him manning through it.
I've genuinely never understood why people won't see doctors/take medicine etc. Â Bewilders me.
Liveinadive wrote:He is ex-RAF too so should have it drilled into him.
Paul the sparky wrote:@Mostly I've done that too as a nipper. Again some fool was talking to me as I was running home for my tea. Those lampposts don't give a fucking millimetre do they? Full on egg on my bonce.
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