Xbox One - The Bear and Badger

GooberTheHat

The microwave one is fine until, in a sleep deprived daze, you accidentally put it on the combi grill setting. It doesn't like that.

[Deleted User]

Just get a foam dome and some wet wipes.

Also take the pram back and nick one of those wheely baskets they have in the co-op.

Unlikely

GooberTheHat wrote:

The microwave one is fine until, in a sleep deprived daze, you accidentally put it on the combi grill setting. It doesn't like that.

I would not accidentally grill a sterilizer. I have not seen any sterilizers. Don't ask me any more questions.

Skondo

FranticPea

Paul the sparky wrote:

@JRPC I'm not sure what difference sales figures and EG articles make to the enjoyment someone gets out of a console to be honest. Fuck all, if they're sensible. Would you be happier about your disappointing Pro purchase if everyone on earth had three each? I really don't get a lot of the negativity around this to be honest. If you don't like it don't buy it, if others do then that's perfectly acceptable isn't it? No need for name calling and all that fanboy wank. I'm not getting a Pro or XOX because I've not got the TV to get the most out of it and lack the desire for shiny, but if others are further along the TV upgrade path than me then fair play, they have something to buy which satisfies their needs. No skin off my nose.

This is way too reasonable Sparkles, and totally against the ethos of the forum. Have you even posted here before?

Shame on you.

bad_hair_day

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose the right sterilizer.

Webbins

HawBawJaws wrote:

She's not having it.

The baby? Result.

Skondo

HawBawJaws wrote:

Unlikely wrote:

No sterilizer?? Protip: Don't get the fancy pants Philips one that's a sort of horizontal kettle, get the much cheaper and significantly less faff plastic tub that you shove in the microwave. PS do you want to buy an fancy pants Philips sterilizer?

Apparently her sister was going to buy the fancy pants tommy tippee one that plugs in. She's adamant she doesn't want the microwave one. But, her sister keeps patching her, so fuck knows. Her pals organising a surprise baby shower in a few weeks, we'll see what she gets there. That reminds me, i need to tell motherjaws about that....

We use a tub and Milton tablets.

I also apologise for derailing the intelligent discussion.

Paul the sparky

Skondo wrote:

HawBawJaws wrote:

Unlikely wrote:

No sterilizer?? Protip: Don't get the fancy pants Philips one that's a sort of horizontal kettle, get the much cheaper and significantly less faff plastic tub that you shove in the microwave. PS do you want to buy an fancy pants Philips sterilizer?

Apparently her sister was going to buy the fancy pants tommy tippee one that plugs in. She's adamant she doesn't want the microwave one. But, her sister keeps patching her, so fuck knows. Her pals organising a surprise baby shower in a few weeks, we'll see what she gets there. That reminds me, i need to tell motherjaws about that....

We use a tub and Milton tablets.

I also apologise for derailing the intelligent discussion.

That's what we used, nice and easy.

Yossarian

I don't think you should be dying a baby's hair.

Tempy

As an interjection to the XOX = Shinies only part, I saw someone on twitter saying that in a dev interview there was a lot of talk about Indies using the extra grunt for non GFX related things, as it's essentially out of their remit to plump for photorealism, so they're using it for "other" stuff, rather than just a raw performance gain. Could be fun.

[Deleted User]

I wonder if MS might be a bit looser with indie devs and allow XoX only titles.

Kernowgaz

Paul the sparky wrote:

Skondo wrote:

HawBawJaws wrote:

Unlikely wrote:

No sterilizer?? Protip: Don't get the fancy pants Philips one that's a sort of horizontal kettle, get the much cheaper and significantly less faff plastic tub that you shove in the microwave. PS do you want to buy an fancy pants Philips sterilizer?

Apparently her sister was going to buy the fancy pants tommy tippee one that plugs in. She's adamant she doesn't want the microwave one. But, her sister keeps patching her, so fuck knows. Her pals organising a surprise baby shower in a few weeks, we'll see what she gets there. That reminds me, i need to tell motherjaws about that....

We use a tub and Milton tablets.

I also apologise for derailing the intelligent discussion.

That's what we used, nice and easy.

We used the microwave method but i also forgot to put water in it.

If the Mrs doesn't breast feed get the tommee tippee close to nature bottle maker , the best thing we ever bought

djchump

Liveinadive wrote:

I wonder if MS might be a bit looser with indie devs and allow XoX only titles.

I doubt it - their push has been for uptake of UWP so they'll be encouraging Xbone + Xox + Win10.

[Deleted User]

Just give them crisps.
Start off with skips and build them up to frazzles. By 18 months they really should be onto solids like Hula Hoops.

Paul the sparky

Tempy wrote:

As an interjection to the XOX = Shinies only part, I saw someone on twitter saying that in a dev interview there was a lot of talk about Indies using the extra grunt for non GFX related things, as it's essentially out of their remit to plump for photorealism, so they're using it for "other" stuff, rather than just a raw performance gain. Could be fun.

Could be, but so could the cloud stuff. Wait and see I suppose. I was saying to Franny last night that most of the stuff that interests me these days is coming from Indies, could see that giving me more reason to upgrade than a shiny Halo will.

Paul the sparky

Kernowgaz wrote:

Paul the sparky wrote:

Skondo wrote:

HawBawJaws wrote:

Unlikely wrote:

No sterilizer?? Protip: Don't get the fancy pants Philips one that's a sort of horizontal kettle, get the much cheaper and significantly less faff plastic tub that you shove in the microwave. PS do you want to buy an fancy pants Philips sterilizer?

Apparently her sister was going to buy the fancy pants tommy tippee one that plugs in. She's adamant she doesn't want the microwave one. But, her sister keeps patching her, so fuck knows. Her pals organising a surprise baby shower in a few weeks, we'll see what she gets there. That reminds me, i need to tell motherjaws about that....

We use a tub and Milton tablets.

I also apologise for derailing the intelligent discussion.

That's what we used, nice and easy.

We used the microwave method but i also forgot to put water in it.

If the Mrs doesn't breast feed get the tommee tippee close to nature bottle maker , the best thing we ever bought

Wor lass will be working for whoever owns Tommee Tippee soon, I'll see if she can nab some discounted gear.

EvilRedEye

Well I won't be playing anything in 4K because I got so distraught when I realised that Lucky's Tail had already been released on PC and only got a Metascore of 64 that I MASHED BROKEN GLASS INTO MY EYESSSSSS

afgavinstan

That list of bottle heaters is pathetic. Utterly fucking pathetic.

stonechalice

Baby bottles, not Boney X

Hodge360

I would never use a microwave steriliser and I've got four kids.

Anyway,you 4K peeps may or may not know or care but the fancy pants Skyrim is half price at the mo.

HawBawJaws

Paul the sparky wrote:

Kernowgaz wrote:

Paul the sparky wrote:

Skondo wrote:

HawBawJaws wrote:

Unlikely wrote:

No sterilizer?? Protip: Don't get the fancy pants Philips one that's a sort of horizontal kettle, get the much cheaper and significantly less faff plastic tub that you shove in the microwave. PS do you want to buy an fancy pants Philips sterilizer?

Apparently her sister was going to buy the fancy pants tommy tippee one that plugs in. She's adamant she doesn't want the microwave one. But, her sister keeps patching her, so fuck knows. Her pals organising a surprise baby shower in a few weeks, we'll see what she gets there. That reminds me, i need to tell motherjaws about that....

We use a tub and Milton tablets.

I also apologise for derailing the intelligent discussion.

That's what we used, nice and easy.

We used the microwave method but i also forgot to put water in it.

If the Mrs doesn't breast feed get the tommee tippee close to nature bottle maker , the best thing we ever bought

Wor lass will be working for whoever owns Tommee Tippee soon, I'll see if she can nab some discounted gear.

Think she might have that bottle maker thing, she's gonna give the boob a go, if he doesn't like it we'll make bottles up from formula.

That'd be awesome Paul, thanks. Think we may already have one of everything they make (apart from a steriliser) we've even got an itty bitty food processor. The mind boggles.....

regmcfly

This thread got really quite interesting.

Paul the sparky

I can't remember if your lass is expecting or not reg.

MattyJ

I had the Tommy tippee sterilisation thingy, thought it was good myself

Olimite

I feel quite guilty derailing this but I am offering my practically unused Elite Controller for 75 (plus postage) if anyone wants a bit of a bargain.

Still boxed.

(*Awaits post getting lost in baby chit-chat*)

Verecocha

Olimite wrote:

I feel quite guilty derailing this but I am offering my practically unused Elite Controller for 75 (plus postage) if anyone wants a bit of a bargain.

Still boxed.

(*Awaits post getting lost in baby chit-chat*)

Massive bargain. If I had even the slightest need for a second I'd take it off your hands Oli.

regmcfly

Paul the sparky wrote:

I can't remember if your lass is expecting or not reg.

Not yet.

Speak to me in a few months....

regmcfly

Olimite wrote:

I feel quite guilty derailing this but I am offering my practically unused Elite Controller for 75 (plus postage) if anyone wants a bit of a bargain.

Still boxed.

(*Awaits post getting lost in baby chit-chat*)

It's my birthday tomorrow. Cough.

Olimite

Verecocha wrote:

Olimite wrote:

I feel quite guilty derailing this but I am offering my practically unused Elite Controller for 75 (plus postage) if anyone wants a bit of a bargain.

Still boxed.

(*Awaits post getting lost in baby chit-chat*)

Massive bargain. If I had even the slightest need for a second I'd take it off your hands Oli.

Was amazed to see it was just shy of 120 still on Amazon, but need funds.

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