1.  As a teenager, I used to steal money from the till in newsagents.
2.  I met Quentin Tarantino in a sandwich shop, he asked if I was in disguise.
3.  I once went to get the morning after pill with a girl who was declined because she'd been there the day before with my mate.
4.  Me and some of my mates once pinned a stripper to the floor and ripped off her clothing against her will.
5.  I once spent a couple of hours stroking an eight year old girl's thigh.

adkm1979 wrote:

1.  As a teenager, I used to steal money from the till in newsagents. 2.  I met Quentin Tarantino in a sandwich shop, he asked if I was in disguise. 3.  I once went to get the morning after pill with a girl who was declined because she'd been there the day before with my mate. 4.  Me and some of my mates once pinned a stripper to the floor and ripped off her clothing against her will. 5.  I once spent a couple of hours stroking an eight year old girl's thigh.

I reckon 5 will have some context which will mean thats ok.. 

I am going for 2. 

I will update the OP for the total guesses and final reveal dates.

Another good thread that I missed, will read later.

I really hope 3 is true.

noxy....ones suposed to be a lie!

You're that Nutkins chap, aren't you?

Edit- didn't realise he was dead

1. I turned down the offer of a 3some from Gabby Logan and a Soccer AM Soccerette.
2. I was offered the male lead part of a live action Disney film.
3. My family appeared in a 10 minute infomercial called the Hitachi Family which played throughout Japan and Asia.
4. After being excluded from school, I turned up for the school photo. My mates 'smuggled' me to the top and the photo featured me sticking 2 fingers up and in civvy clothes.
5. I've smoked gear with Art Malik in a swimming pool on a number of occasions.

I'm sure you've spoken about that first one before.  I'm guessing 4 and 5 are also true, and hat either 2 or 3 is nearly true, but not quite.  I'll go with 2 being a bit of a lie.

equinox_code wrote:

IV) When i was young i used to like the taste of sausages dipped in cream

Now is not the time to come out, Noxy.

I've been looking back through this thread and I've decided that you're all lying about all of it because you're all Skerret's alts.

mk64 wrote:

adkm1979 wrote:

1.  As a teenager, I used to steal money from the till in newsagents. 2.  I met Quentin Tarantino in a sandwich shop, he asked if I was in disguise. 3.  I once went to get the morning after pill with a girl who was declined because she'd been there the day before with my mate. 4.  Me and some of my mates once pinned a stripper to the floor and ripped off her clothing against her will. 5.  I once spent a couple of hours stroking an eight year old girl's thigh.

I reckon 5 will have some context which will mean thats ok...

The thigh wasnt attached to the 8yr old at the time.

1- I once got slapped so hard during sex I lost a tooth
2- I bought a bag of satsumas and found a dead hamster between them.
3- when working in an off licence I once punched a man who tried to rob us
4- I fought 3 guys at once in a nightclub toilet cubicle and won
5- I shot the sheriff (but I did not shoot the deputy)

And he beat them all off.

With his honds

This is a great thread! I can't wait to hear some of the results. While I mull over some, here's my best attempt...


1.  I have shared a fairly passionate kiss with Sharleen Spiteri, lead singer of Texas. 
2.  I have gone to the loo faster than the speed of sound. 
3.  I was arrested in Abu Dhabi for trying, along with some colleagues, to requisition a limo belonging to the Sheik to take us back to our hotel, after a particularly lairy night out. 
4.  I have pinched the Duchess of Cambridge's ass. 
5.  I was offered the chance to live as a kept man by an extremely rich older woman during a work event, where she promised that if I left work to live with her, she'd start by buying me a Ferrari.

Wookienopants wrote:

I think I know the answer to this one elm so ill stay quiet

Guess away if you like!