Brexit: Boris' Big Belgian Bangers
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Anyone remember Chequers?
Such nostalgia.A common rulebook on state aid would be agreed, preventing either side from subsidising their own industries. For its part, the UK would commit to maintaining high environmental, climate change, social, employment and consumer protection standards
Isn't that 99% what Corbyn wanted? -
Farage is only there for 100 miles of the march - because he has commitments in Brussels.
Fucking hell.Holding the wrong end of the stick since 2009. -
How many of those miles is he doing in one hit?
I suspect anything above 15 miles would kill him off. -
When I think of the civil rights marches in America that ended in the baton, and the marches of Ghandi that were beaten down by the English, and now historians of the world, we have this. History will judge this like Rosa Parks was lazy for getting the bus."Plus he wore shorts like a total cunt" - Bob
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Reading through the last few page the highlight being the O’Toole article which eloquently describes what I feel, but can’t articulate. Followed closely by this...
Diluted Dante wrote:Fuck the public.
The public should never have been drawn into this and we all know it. Unfortunately, they still don’t. -
May doubling down then. Shit delay only.
I think she's about 16x down now, after all that doubling. Will she never learn? Unclear what the EU's (and Bercow's) reaction will be if she is simply hoping to run down a different clock. -
Here comes Boris.
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/mar/19/tory-mps-vow-to-quit-party-if-boris-johnson-becomes-leader"Plus he wore shorts like a total cunt" - Bob -
If we have a no deal Brexit I really do hope Boris is PM.
He can actually answer for the total shitfest he has endorsed. It would be far worse if he sits on the back benches pointing his finger at the EU.
He wont do it though, he wont become PM if he has to answer tough questions. -
I reckon he'd kill his own dad to become PM."Plus he wore shorts like a total cunt" - Bob
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as if things aren't bizarre enough, today's Daily Mail headline blames 'incompetent MPs and hard brexit zealots' for wasting 1000 days since the referendum. Hasn't the Daily Mail been the most zealous of hard brexit zealots?"Like i said, context is missing."
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SpaceGazelle wrote:I reckon he'd kill his own dad to become PM.
He is two things, lazy and conniving.
He definitely wants it but not if it will be too hard work, he cant just piss off midday like when he ran a newspaper.
Maybe he is stupid enough to think he can but that all plays into Labour's hand, he would be fucking awful and his true colours would show through. It could only aid Labour in 2022 elections. -
SpaceGazelle wrote:
David Davis as PM, then.
Fuck the Conservatives.
But unfortunately, Corbyn's Labour is a fucking mess too.
Corbyn's should step down, and let Keir / Watson take over, tbh.
"I didn't get it. BUUUUUUUUUUUT, you fucking do your thing." - Roujin
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If it's no deal we should unite behind Corbyn because a no deal would mean a fresh start of sorts. It could be glorious. Until the Tories get in instead."Plus he wore shorts like a total cunt" - Bob
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Send messageNo deal is only good if it gets us the socialist utopia, unfortunately for us the people pulling the levers of the press are definitely not about that life."Let me tell you, when yung Rouj had his Senna and Mansell Scalextric, Frank was the goddamn Professor X of F1." -
They'll be first up against the wall."Plus he wore shorts like a total cunt" - Bob
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So they can't even decide on the contents of the letter asking for an extension. Expect a massive fight over the colour of the envelope."Plus he wore shorts like a total cunt" - Bob
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RamSteelwood wrote:and who gets to lick the stamp?
It's the Tories. There will be some form of distasteful ritual around that. -
Boris will spaff on it."Plus he wore shorts like a total cunt" - Bob
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SpaceGazelle wrote:Boris will spaff on it.
Before placing it in a pig's arsehole to be removed by Gove's lips.
While May stands upon a stage chanting "Strong and Stable", ringing a bell made of the bones of immigrants. -
So she's asked for a short extension, not the long one Tusk was proposing. What the blue fuck is the point of a short extension?
It's almost certainly going to be a no deal now. I shall be down in summer for pints if the trains are still running and London still exists."Plus he wore shorts like a total cunt" - Bob -
As much as I don't want to see friends in the UK suffer, I'd rather it was just a no deal exit next Friday night instead of three more months of nonsense from the UK parliament.
It's been two years of complete bollocks, and three more months won't solve that. -
SpaceGazelle wrote:So she's asked for a short extension, not the long one Tusk was proposing. What the blue fuck is the point of a short extension?
It's almost certainly going to be a no deal now. I shall be down in summer for pints if the trains are still running and London still exists.
I still don’t think it will be no deal, but wasn’t the bet for no deal on the 29th of March? -
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Send messageYeah a short extension, requested on the basis that she's going to change her proposal a bit and try and get it through parliament on the third attempt, with no clear support from anywhere in the commons that they are prepared to vote through the deal this time.
It's like she wants the EU to tell her to get tae with this shit show so she can scapegoat them and doesn't have to stand there in parliament and say I DID AN OOPSIE."Let me tell you, when yung Rouj had his Senna and Mansell Scalextric, Frank was the goddamn Professor X of F1." -
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Yossarian wrote:I’ll put 5 pints down on us not leaving on March the 29th with no deal, no question.
5 pints at London prices too.SpaceGazelle wrote:Done!SpaceGazelle wrote:GooberTheHat wrote:I'll put 5 pints on an extension being granted.
Sold. Next!SpaceGazelle wrote:All pints payable by myself if it's anything other than a no deal on 29th March.
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Ah, unless your reading of the situation is that the short extension won’t be granted.
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Yossarian wrote:
I still don’t think it will be no deal, but wasn’t the bet for no deal on the 29th of March?SpaceGazelle wrote:So she's asked for a short extension, not the long one Tusk was proposing. What the blue fuck is the point of a short extension? It's almost certainly going to be a no deal now. I shall be down in summer for pints if the trains are still running and London still exists.
It was indeed. They'll never grant a short extension for this bullshit."Plus he wore shorts like a total cunt" - Bob
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