GooberTheHat wrote:Pour your drink in his pocket. He'll look like he's pissed himself and hopefully fuck off.
cockbeard wrote:GooberTheHat wrote:Pour your drink in his pocket. He'll look like he's pissed himself and hopefully fuck off.
For mega points pop your cock in his pocket and piss his pants for him
Diluted Dante wrote:No, just telling people they won't have a TV for Christmas. I have just been told I can go home half an hour early though, so result!
I don't know what work they expect you to do at home, on a Surface, on Christmas Eve.
davyK wrote:My worst experience (this was for a pretty senior job) was receiving an email from HR - no text in the email but with an attachment entitled "unsuccessful".
Me: Is there anything else I can do for you today?
Customer: No, that's cool for cats.
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