I love how aliens are always humanoid and never like, some 8d gas entity that we can't comprehend.

That all assumes stuff based on human science though doesn't it? I like to think the aliens out there have totally unfathomable science to us that breaks the laws of physics as we know them. I mean, why not?

No, they must be humanoid and based on our knowledge. And current rendering tech.

They never have hair.

Yeah, rivetting. Original, groundbreaking stuff!

This is a great thread.  121 pages of stuff I've mostly missed.  Where's Skerret gone?

Yeah that was deffo in mind when I posted! It's refreshing to see those kind of takes on aliens.

Practical effects shot on old equipment are the way.

Nah, he believes.

There's been too many times when he's taken offence to ridicule. Proper strops.

Nice lad though, just bonkers.

Why is Tony Montana interrogating aliens?

"You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!"

Now it does

This footage is presumably recorded by people studying a real, live alien?

So what they've done, is put the alien in a poorly lit room to do the recording so that they can't see any details properly, and they've used a very weird, blue light, which ,means that any colouration of the skin, eyes, or whatever on the real, live alien are now completely unrepresentative of it's actual colouration under normal lighting conditions. 

They also have followed the scientific method by keeping a bloodstain on one of the walls. Because one of the things you often see in biological studies of animals is keeping them in shitty, unclean environments, which keeps them in great condition and maximises the amount of time you will have to study them. 

BHd I can't tell if you're trolling or serious with these vids. They are shit, they don't even warrant consideration of a "Ooooh maybe this could be real?" debate, because as usual, the sort of people who are interested in producing these videos are the sort of people who get all their information on how you keep animals in captivity for study from TV. 

In the damned if you do, damned if you don't aspect of fake videos having no chance whether they are low quality or high quality images, here is Tetra Vaal from 2004 which had fucking tons of people convinced that it was real, or so good that they couldn't completely dismiss out of hand the idea that robot cops were being tested for deployment onto the streets of joburg. I think in 2020 the only weak shot in this video is the bullet casing. 



All alien conspiracy vid wannabe film makers should watch this video, because it demonstrates how to make something convincing, it is convincing in it's depiction of being a snippet of video from a tech company pitching it's robot at potential investors. If you wanna make leaked footage of a captured alien being studied, you should make sure your video looks like something you would expect from a research team.

I like it when Dino gets annoyed with Hair for posting vids that Dino thinks are giving his written article madness a bad name.

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Some top tier trolling by Hair itt.

He's not trolling, he just dresses it up with a teeny bit of humour /plausible deniability to escape censure or ridicule. Same thing it was with Brexit. Man lacks balls.