The Grizzly Badger Tail. CH40 The DJR - The Bear and Badger

FranticPea

Can I be a tin of beans?

Jimmy The Lips

Can I be in it please? I would like to the left arm rest on Stephen Hawkins wheelchair.

Rev

You will both get your wishes.

Skondo

Fine, just ignore me then......humph.

Rev

I was talking to you.

acemuzzy

Heh

Olimite

You should make it like the old Fighting Fantasy books where you have to make choices at certain points to dictate where the story goes. That would be funny.

n0face

That sounds great, two possible scenarios and a weekly vote. Do it Rev.

Rev

Maybe.. Its a cracking idea. But lots of work.

Wookienopants

Yossarian wrote:

I want to punch Beano. And stuff in the story as well.

Can I be the one who trains Yoss to fight? Sensei Wookienopants?

Olimite

revelthedog wrote:

Maybe.. Its a cracking idea. But lots of work.

MattyJ

I would like to be in please!

Skondo

revelthedog wrote:

I was talking to you.

On some days there might be more than two of us.

dynamiteReady

Ooo... Have me picking up a crack habit, while having to play battle-mode Mario money matches for drugs, whores, and living expenses...

Olimite wrote:

You should make it like the old Fighting Fantasy books where you have to make choices at certain points to dictate where the story goes. That would be funny.

If you can pull that off, that would be seriously impressive.

metagonzo

At some point can I be lying on a white sand, tropical island beach beneath an azure blue sky but then I start to burn because I have no sun screen and then it turns out that it's actually a dream sequence and I'm actually falling into an active volcano because I was on a quest to find the elixir of eternal youth and the High Priestess told me that it's in the volcano. What a sucker.

three1ne

I'm in, although I am not who I appear to be.

dynamiteReady

metagonzo wrote:

...I was on a quest to find the elixir of eternal youth and the High Priestess told me that it's in the volcano...

Unless of course, she was right, but you spend the next X number of years of your eternal youth smoking crack, and playing battle-mode Mario money matches?...

Just because?

fullspectrum

I like the idea of posters being characters but not obviously - could be some reveals.

Rev

I'm thinking about that right now.
The plot is done.
The first chapter is started.

fullspectrum

Reveal the Dog we'll have to call you.

Sorry.

metagonzo

dynamiteReady wrote:

metagonzo wrote:

Unless of course, she was right, but you spend the next X number of years of your eternal youth smoking crack, and playing battle-mode Mario money matches?... Just because?

Eternal Mario CrackBattle should definitely be the name of the story; or the JRPG inspired by the story.

metagonzo

I can't even be slightly arsed to sort that out.

Suffice to say its the other way round.

Rev

Hmm. Yeah. This is easier than I first thought.

WorKid

I want to pour Vimto on someone's tits.

Flat, not fizzy Vimto, I'm not a freak.

Or else pilot a helicopter. Whatever fits with the plot.

metagonzo

Chopper Titpourer seems like an ideal character name.

Skondo

WorKid wrote:

Or else pilot a helicopter. Whatever fits with the plot.

Frank Murphy or Stringfellow Hawke?

[Deleted User]

I want to be a grumpy cat that sends someone in the wrong direction, similar to the type of annoying idiot that would be in Labyrinth!

Plutz!

JonB

I'd like to feature as the spirit of a volcano that erupts molten Vimto.

Unless I already did that in the first one - I never got round to reading most of it.

Rev

I read your book jon.
Ill email you the clean version if you like.

dynamiteReady

WorKid wrote:

I want to pour Vimto on someone's tits...

*Mind blown*

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