Also, if you need food and water to live, you're a goddamn pussy.

http://www.angelfire.com/stars3/breathe_light/breatharianism.html

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I will definitely add some of the websites/tips/links to the front page once I get some time later on today. I think I've plateaued with Paleo. My weightless has come down pretty drastically and now it's time to start adding in my fitness work. I'm going to hunt around for some local bootcamp/circuit training classes that I can attend after work, but failing that, I'll maybe hit the local running track and mix up 100M and 400M runs with differing body weight routines. I have a pull up bar at home for which I can easily throw up 30-40 chin ups so I'll use that, drive to the track, do my mix of sprint/distance/weight work and then eat nuts. YEAH?

Fuck all that noise, just do Starting Strength and sprints for conditioning. Consistency and progression > unfocused variety.

I suppose this is health related; I woke up in the middle of the night with severe nausea but never actually got to hurling which was a pain.  I never get sick (well almost never) and am feeling poorly this afternoon having barely slept.  Not sure where I'm going with this, but not used to this malaise business so having a solid complain about it.

Might do if I ate breakfast, TURTLE YOU'RE NOT HELPING

Paleo book arrived this morning. I'll start reading it after my poached egg.

I had eggs for breakfast and am about to have a protein shake. Like I did yesterday...and the day before....and the day before that......and the day before that......and the day before that......and the day before that......and the day before that......and the day before that......and the day before that......and the day before that......and the day before that......and the day before that......and the day before that......and the day before that......and the day before that......and the day before that......and the day before that......and the day before that......and the day before that......and the day before that......and the day before that......hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Never gets old though, for some reason. I always look forward to my eggs.

Guys this thread is bad and it makes me feel bad.

But I also eat a ton of crap and weigh fuck all ololo.

Glory in my early days, heart attack by 35. SCORE.

Actually, on that "i'm young and still had a heart attack lol beat that cunt" business what does that generally come about from? Latent heart conditions? Is it possible to be too fit?

I'm thinking on the high profile football player pitch collapses in particular.

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Better get moving on that glory then.

Hush you. Thing is I don't like dull stuff and working out is dull. I don't want size, or massive muscles, just some definition and stamina and to not be hideous later in life. I used to play squash but my regular partner aborted and I am trying to convince someone else to play. I used to love that shit, sweat like a pig, feel shite for half a day and then reign like a god amonst lazy men at work.

I don't particularly want those things either, they just kind of happen doing this strength thing and it's nice when they do.

I want men in gym locker rooms to wanna pound me.

...and then I stroll out, all "See-ya boyz!!! "

Cock-teasing and talc. Two things that never fail to make my week.

Sardines on whole week.

Fruity Rudy!

That guy really annoys me